I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."

A poster with an image of a woman in a black balaclava holding a tire tool with the text “The government is abducting your neighbours are you going to let them?”

Seen out and about in Chicago.

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

baby needs pasta grocery store sign

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

danny devito in always sunny in philadelphia saying "you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american"

hey dane county, if you think people in jail deserve to communicate with their loved ones without a private company profiting, submit a comment via the county public protection & judiciary committee meeting zoom registration page. it's agenda item 2025 RES056

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Bart in-between frame where he looks weird

Burnout got me feeling like this every single day

you do not need to sign up for a protest

you do not need to aign up for a protest

you do not need to sign up for a protest

people... don't put your names on a list

seriously

these lists and sign ups are used by authorities to arrest you easier

YOU. DO NOT. NEED. TO SIGN UP. FOR PROTESTS.

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

A potato-shaped dark rat sits in a basket, its eyes boggling. A Snapchat caption says: RATTO ES FATTO. Rat K'muck via Pinterest.

le plumpy

Like why you making me shout one more song while you top off a bottle of water? Just do it one stage and finish the set man

Encores are just adult peekaboo

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole

Lyra longingly looks at the water

Before being consumed by the murky waters

Unfortunately the ocean got me and I will not be returning to land

My breast reduction was genuinely the best decision I ever made, but the day I realized I couldn’t hide entire cans of soda under my tits was one of the saddest of my life

can i just.....like.....hello???

Literally my favorite human? I love you 😭😭