[about to be kicked out of wordsworth's] nice rills, but you got any that aren't sinuous?

REPAVING 90% OF THE ROAD TO HELL

Instead of a victory arch, Trump ought to build The Arc de Hormuz and just a run a road right up to a solid stone rectangle.

The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

What is "remarkable," @nytnickc.bsky.social, is that it didn't even occur to you to ask, hey, why are there these mid-decade redistrictings happening in the first place? What did Trump say the goal of them were?

Kinda weird isn't it? Kinda weirder than a "Dems are hypocrites!!?!" angle?

Democrats Once Loathed Gerrymandering. Now They’re Pushing for It.

The words "North Carolina," and "Missouri" do not appear in this piece of shit article.

Neither does the word "decade."

"Florida" and "Texas" appear in subordinate clauses, after words like "After Virginia ..." and "Gov. Gavin Newsom of California framed ..."

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/u...

Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

you have to have the courage to let this be your last overtime

The labor rights of it all are only going to complicate the issue, but that's ahead.

Floozy work is work.

so last night one of our intrepid volunteer team went to the trouble of finding a hi-res version of this shot, and then I had to explain why we didn't need it

ok sure but it's habit forming

retrospectively should've quit after one, go home batting 1.000

Jackal

I study racist politicians from the Jim Crow era and this is on par with anything that John Rankin, Theodore Bilbo, or Cotton Ed Smith ever said in public

Sad to share that today is my last as investigative editor at ITT, following layoffs that affected about half the staff. For the immediate future I’ll be finishing a book about the Catholic right. Not sure what comes after that, but am open for job leads, freelancing, editing gigs, rich patrons, etc

nobody who ever wore that first dasharezone shirt (skeleton kicking apart a swastika) found a place where it didn't create a game of chicken over "why this stranger is approaching me"

look everyone is focused at the top for good reason but it's great to see little ol' ohio state finally pull ahead of indiana in something

“We’ll do it dead!”

using comedic license to launder money to the sandy hook families is a more noble cause than i usually put on my totes

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

The Thing with Two Fish Heads

with Dr. Demento at his retirement party in Long Beach yesterday

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

it's really helped seeing the administration's behavior patterns and reasoning map more or less seamlessly onto the roving gang my kid hangs out with

Oh, believe me, I texted Charles immediately to tell him that I had plugged the podcast.

Governor Ella McCay once threatened to sue The Atlantic for their story about her Sex Scarf but she wound up quietly dropping it, and I expect the same from Kash Patel, you don’t want to risk the Discovery process

The 12-Year-Old Superpower - Truthdig We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

don't worry about it, i was just pleased to remember who else had dropped his knowledge about this and spread it around