eh, they're fine, I've had much worse pop tart variants

nothing, they just don't taste quite the same

the protein plus poptarts taste just different enough that you could tell me they were European and I'd believe you

Let’s ride

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Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

Flexing by a rock

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they should invent a katamari damacy for all the stuff we own right into the dumpster

It's comforting to think a lot of the engagement on/support for AI generated media/"art" is fake, but here's why I think that's just not true:

My day job since 2019 has been in marketing for ebooks, audiobooks and adaptations.

They run constant A/B tests.

The AI slop consistently outperforms.

shocker: another thing I said I "don't have a lot to say about" is actually something I have quite a lot to say about

> the actual answer requires adequately funded public health campaigns and production-side regulation
>> both of which still will never result in totality
⋙ and I'm not sure that's even a thing we should be striving for via public health initiatives from either a risk-mitigation or deterrent side …

as verdantly anti-smoking as I am, even I feel like this is /not the play/

walking up to someone at the urinal “nice flow bro”

I get that he’s the lesser Franco, but I do like him more

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I don’t believe this is the first ai vape tbh

Minions 🍌 & Monsters 🧌 🐙 is a period 🕰️ piece set in the 1920s 📉📉📉about a group of minions 🟡🟡🟡looking 👀 for another evil 😈 boss 🕴️to serve 🙇🙇🙇

so I was justified in not seeing it back then

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TIM COOKED; CEOMOGGED

Joel McHale looks better on HoV than 1PC, which has really left me pondering game show lighting :L

explains a lot

sooooo funny that clavicular’s name is braden lol

You can’t see it clearly, but this is a muzzled SuperPup!

I think it’s nice that they got a Family Guy episode from 1999 to make an entire movie

gotta pee but meeting just won’t end

why do they look like that

> scheduling our first consultation with a surrogacy agency 😬

Everything negative people say about Arby’s is something they should be saying about Wendy’s, it’s like this website and Threads