Trey Gibson mentioned
Posts by Duke Hill
Surely they’re not on an 11 game losing streak
Craig Kimbrel jumpscare
This is the first time I’ve realized Realmuto actually has a non-zero chance if he finishes strong
Get Jason Kendall, Russell Martin, and JT Realmuto in there too
The future hall of famer Salvador Perez? I’m not so sure
REVERSE JINX
List of 1st Basemen not named Coby Mayo that have not barreled a ball this season (min 60 PA):
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Power bat with zero barrels 💔
There is a bat first player in the Orioles starting lineup with peripherals currently much worse than Cowser and his name rhymes with Shmoby Shmayo
I like these birds
I never thought anything else would happen
I mean duh
WESTON WILSON????
Oh thank god
Seeing it’s the Dodgers who claimed the Orioles broken pitching prospect and not like the Angels or someone like that
How long until Chayce McDermott is a demon in LA
Come on man
They should make a new type of fastball
When you sign with the Orioles they take you to the secret splitter ritual room
Waking up from a lunch nap to see there’s a game going on
Methinks the Orioles need a better left handed relief core
Move the wall back
Pedro Severino I will never forgive you
Every dropped third strike I get Means no hitter flashbacks
I am quite fond of the Baltimore Orioles
They should make a way to inject Orioles magic into your veins