Probopass looking straight at you

Also this freak

The chicken came first because eggs cant cum

Run DMC stands for Run Devil May Cry

Run DMC stands for Run Disney's Magic Cingdom

Hey Siri. Pantsless Machamp.

I couldn't live in the city because I entertain every conversation with every stranger I meet

Me, seeing a turn in a hallway: wow this is just like P.T.

Grape nutjuice

Few things are more frustrating than making a new password after forgetting it only to have the website tell you you've already used your new password

Youre telling me a bagel creamed this cheese?

It fucking totaled my car

Spongebob's fancy "The"

Banger wrap: chicken, butter lettuce, kalamata olives, & honey balsamic dressing

Icéd cream

Fuck up? Dont mind if i do

Star Trek The Motion Picture poster A rainbow beam descends down the center of the frame

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Sega Genesis A rainbow beam descends from the center of the frame

Every time i see the Star Trek movie poster I think it's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Sega Genesis

The new hxh came out at the same time, and it's also peak, but nothing will ever touch the fun and whimsy of One Piece.

Wow I really missed One Piece. I'm smiling like a fool.

James and the Giant Peach, a giantess self-insert story

While taking the route i take to avoid deer

Hit a deer for the first time so thats cool for me

Bro my main is 126 combat with a tbow

[In any hallway] wow this is just like P.T.

Going into the echo chamber and shouting poo so it replies poopoo

If your mystical chant doesnt rhyme you can gtfo of my seance

If Naruto can do it, so can Jesus

Gonna make a one chunk account in Runescape just to have an excuse to never get a fire cape