I’m in the pub in Germany and a Malaysian lad come up to me and said UTFT UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES . Made my day

Still rather be a blue FUCK THEM

Hahaha might be the first one since then 🤣🤣

Fair dos

Things you love to see: Richarlison equalizer against Liverpool in the 90th minute

3-2 Everton I reckon 😅

Grealish and Ndiaye are literally so good

Captain flapper

🌝🌚

Bingo

Too high too far too soon

so glad I paid £120 for 2 memberships to get zero tickets 🫠

All the sexists coming out the woodwork today haha true colours always show themselves

All the uncles coming out the woodwork

Mykolenko getting on my last nerve

Michael keane 🚬🚬 Haven’t heard that name in years

My keeper

*insert pun about being stuck in midtable* 😂

Quite fitting playing in a circus

Too easy 😏

He has spoken 🙏💙

Kopites are the best at pretending they didn’t care about something anyway when it doesn’t go there way 😂 fucking celebration police

VAR try and fail to find an issue with an Everton last minute equalizer , Liverpool absolutely fuming, van dijk being a wimp as usual 💉💉💉

Can’t stand these crowd of pricks

Restricted on twitter for telling jk Rowling I hate her/ praying for her demise meanwhile Kanye unrestricted after saying h*il h*tler . Fascism in action fuck that website

Spotted in Nuremberg 😂

Love a good scrap

We are so back

Dad in Rotterdam ‘85

He has spoken