Weddings are so expensive I will be in debt for the next 5-7 business years

Ethel Cain preforming at Coachella is WILD and I REALLY hope she opens with ptolemaea

I would die for eyebrow chicken

Cannibalism as a metaphor for love? Peak

I will preach Ethel Cain to every single person I interact with

Tried caviar for the first time, tastes exactly like seaweed, I don’t get the hype

Playing divinity 1 for the first time and my fiancé said it looks like “happy Diablo”

….. I feel like it won’t be like that for long!

My politics

Got my wedding dress 🥹

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

Pink but ✨faded✨

Big year for exploding dudes

Unfortunately I love Rust and mobile will consume all of my free time

The Divinity trailer was actually horrifying and I am horrifically excited

Did not expect the game awards to make me cry, but here I am

Pink!!

Pink! Gonna try for a pastel pink next run, pray for me (and my hairs integrity)

It’s fine if you view it as fan fiction and not a reliable retelling

Pros of living near Salem around Halloween: everything

Cons of living near Salem around Halloween: everything

Playing Ethel Cain at the bar but there isn’t a single cultured soul in here, smh

Wedding #2 💙

Wedding #1 last night 💚

It’s ren faire season 😎

Pros of having a black cat: everything

Cons of having a black cat: my carpet and tiles are black, so I often lose him when in reality he is like 6 inches away from me, just camouflaged

Now why tf do cats sleep like they’re trying to break their necks, pls explain

My kitten Pluto is utterly attached to my older (but still baby) girl Belle and it’s the cutest thing in all of existence

Live life in a way that entire social media sites don’t meme about your possible death at the slightest whiff of your demise.

a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws . ALT: a black and white cat is crying and covering its face with its paws .

Me listening to dust bowl by Ethel Cain

Realizing Nami is kinda op 🙂‍↔️

Put the deposit down on our wedding venue 🥹 me AND my wallet are crying 🥹