More like forced to drive.

So the answer to the question is at least two geese.

Government doesn't work. Elect me and I'll prove it! - Rick Scott

I'm a huge fan of a good transitive property post.

Cancer sucks

Unrelated to the point of this post, my visit to the lighthouse museum in Key West, FL, is the reason I didn't have to look up what a Fresnel lamp is. Visit the small local museums when you're on vacation!

Last year, Susan Crawford won 10 counties won by Donald Trump in 2024. Chris Taylor is on track to win at least 24 (!) of those Trump-won counties.

Y'all, Jefferson Davis' losing streak continues.

Fuck. Yeah.

This election was an absolute ass kicking and I am here for it

If Trump is the most well read person in the room then you're admitting you've never read a book.

I hate this timeline

No one has done more, so far.

I say this a lot, but I'm tired of Republican presidents repeatedly ruining everything.

Someone ask Rubio what the objectives are.

April fools only works when reality isn't this stupid.

November: I miss baseball December: I miss baseball January: I miss baseball February: I miss baseball March: I miss baseball April 1st: This f*cking ump

Why's he so bad at this?

I'm assuming he means Jager bombs.

Save D.C. Golf From Donald Trump The city’s courses are not meant for the elite. They’re meant for the people. The president is trying to change that.

Washington, D.C. has three golf courses. They are not elite fancy courses—they were intended for wide use. (One was for decades an important haven for black golfers.) They're affordable to play at.

But that legacy is at risk—thanks to you know who.

www.thebulwark.com/p/save-dc-go...

This is gross

People can do something about it. They're choosing not to.

Nebraska was my sleeper final four pick. Not looking good!

Let's not forget Derrick Van Orden got busted for having a gun in his carry on bag.

Why is everything so stupid?

Can we please just have affordable healthcare?

ICE must be legislated out of existence.

It hasn't gotten enough attention that Trump, Homan, and Duffy have all confirmed there's a plan in the works to have armed ICE agents at airports *tomorrow.* Words fail to describe how stupid this is. Let's hope more people aren't disappeared or killed.

Correct. It's a three days.

We live in the stupidest timeline.