He's listening to his jazz shite again.

You forgot to flush.

Morning Mo!

You're no Mo and that's all I'm saying on the matter so you dont be getting a funny ideas about that which is what i'm also saying on the matter

Stop posting narrowboats.

Is that so?

I still hate narrowboats and don't think you should be telling fibs like this. shame on you

Alright my little Flipflop.

Mo had a lie in today but he had me iron his Manfinity trunks so you might get to see a lot more than his knees given his problems down there with his southerly drift if you understand what I mean and I'm sure you do what with you being men of the world and all that.

❤️knitting

I might need to disappear. He's suspicious and has started to investigate.

i can hear you and I'm not just a body. i have feelings.

treadmill screen at the Y says please be respectful, no cussing or loud grunting

only 2 rules in my replies

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Am i missing a joke about swans. Mo keeps mentioning them and I can't see what's so funny.

Well i don't know much about that but when Mo gets like this I run his feet until the cold water tap until he calms down. you could try it.

you shouldn't pretend. Your a fine looking man with a lovely wife but a horrible narrow boat.

Can you guess what my Mo loves more than anything?

I can tell you.

It's puddles.

No i can assure you that i'm very real and those voices your hearing in your head aren't normal. You should see somebody about them.

Always remember that you rock.

She didn't mention it but much i'd rather believe you. You're so charming.

i think you mean your psychiatrist ha ha

Your wife looks very fetching but I can't say as much about you and your flatbottomed ways. I suppose you're proud of yourself but do you ever think about bank erosion on Britain's waterways or the cost of maintaining all the locks.

Is it not paperback the size of a paperback? I bet I could get a jackie collins or a shades of grey in there.

I worry about Mo when he's in heat

he doesn't like it.

Nice shirt. I mean the one on the left not the other one. the pockets too big.

Is Boots on here? I love my facial massager and recommend it to everybody I meet.