Being on bluesky instead of Twitter is like hiding during battle. Just sayin.

Pam Bondi claims to be a legal resident of Florida but we can all see she’s from Whoville.

Nobody has smaller dick energy than Andrew Tate.

Omg 8.5k of you followed me here?? I haven’t checked this account since I made it. I LOVE YOU and I have some following back to do.

This is like the 5th random platform I’ve half assed joined since Elon bought Twitter. Hello sweet friends!