Being an adult is having to pencil in when you're getting your dick sucked.

It's weird that US drag race all stars omits all mentions of canada vs. the world. Just interesting.

If Ru going to crown the "best" just do that. Don't tell me the minj out lipsynced 7 people cause that still is not true 🙃

I like the bracket format... until they put them all together. It loses it's touch when it all comes down to a lipsync (track record) for the crown.

Selfie with a salmon orange background

Its a tummy tuesday ft. White briefs

Selfie covering dick and balls

#mcm and would rather be in bed with m*n

Apparently its 50 mp lens but doesn't really look better + terrible overhead lighting 🤷🏾‍♂️

Selfie

Guess its time to start the day

Time to yee my haw 🤠

It just left things open to interpretation/to be answered when s3 comes out. No real ending, no big goodbyes to those who have been announced to leave.

Though the show does great of showcasing hard days that would give you more reasons to quit than to keep going. Well a bit too much tbh.

Still somewhat feeling meh about the Pitt s2 ending. Like that sure was an ending. Idk the Pitt is giving a story told in 3 seasons type of show. (Wouldn't be surprised if it was stated that it was before)

Thankfully I've lost 15+ pounds since starting compound tirzeptatide (similar to zepbound). Which now I have updated blood pressure medication which will be half the dosage as it is now.

Selfie with my pants off to do some swabs

This friday post is sponsored (not really) by get yourself tested. Whether testing for std/sti or just your cholesterol, A1c, or other metabolic test health test it is good to know, y'know

a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a server rack in a server room . Alt: a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a server rack in a server room .

Weirdly enough I had a power outage in my neighborhood today sooo is bsky hosted in my backyard? Bc at this point I'll just restart the server myself it breaks again.

This power outage lasted 2 hours. Yeah I'm online again but my work motivation is goooonnne

Because he is really proving that CEOs are replaceable. Well Luigi proved that tbh but you get it.

two drag queens are sitting next to each other and one of them is asking the other what she does successfully Alt: two drag queens are sitting next to each other and one of them is asking the other what she does successfully

Also the ai Zuckerberg is making a strong case for "what does a CEOs do?"

If your meeting needs an AI representative then it could've definitely and absolutely been an email.

Sorry for your loss.

When it is pouring rain, it makes me wish I had the day off to relax and have a chill day. But noooo have to do some prep work for next week.

It's all good, but would prefer a nap or two

☺️

Image of a dick

Another friday another dick pic #fcf

Been out of the loop since 2020-ish.. idk what season that was but I definitely stopped after the apocalypse one.

a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black top and red lipstick . Alt: a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black top and red lipstick .

Can't believe Ryan Murphy is going to make me watch another AHS season

Found out cause Ray ban story post puts a glasses icon in the lower corner of your story circle. Like out of all the things meta programs they waste time with little glasses.

Eww not Tom Daley using ray ban meta glasses for his ig post.

Screenshot of X post from the official State of New York account. Text: it's hole filling season

My sex drive during spring:

My dick after 1 minute of making out:

That and the stories/cf just makes me overwhelmed at the thought of accidentally uploading something that shouldn't be sent out to everyone.

Tbh my attention can only dedicate itself to one social account at a time. Someday I'll post something on insta again.