MEEEEEEE this is what i do so much LMFAO
Posts by Desta, resident Dragon-Type
doood, road trip material for real.
What In. The fuck
Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning
American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV
french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts
British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault
Well this is a 1st, not one I wanted though, had my car broken into stole my emergency 20 dollars, my jump start kit, my battery bank for my phone and my damn dnd backpack....the thing I actually cared bout
Happy Monday
You ask what's my problem with fire types? No, I ask what were fire types problems with me
About time, slacker.
nurd
Better be Moonlight's sister...if you know what's good for you
Headspace because of @xilimyth.bsky.social @brendaprrfler.bsky.social poking a half awake desta snoot, getting his cranky "mrph" in response. Prompting a happy prrf from her. Lather, rinse repeat, even cuter if you imagine them both chibified
Headspace alien macro wanting to express... romantic interest. Reads that chocolates are a way to. Horribly embarrassed when he drops the macro sized box of chocolates on his targets delivery vehicle, however end up carrying him and the deliveries and a bind starts
Someone tell me to go to bed x.
Deadlock, how I love your setting. I just hate how BAD I am
Today is one of those "Search for gentle size stuff cuzz I need the mellow" kind of days
Dear streamers, instead of doing 24 hour streams and jacking yer health up. How bout playing some games you're scared of/genres ya never tried etc
Damn how bout 15 and some bad stories
Contemplating it
Hand play or hand crates need to be more of a thing
Title: Today's Wives: CAN'T MEASURE UP Man labelled "Perfectly Squashable Husbands": "B-but I bought that shrink ray so you could stomp on ME..." Woman labelled "Brainwashed Wives": "Sorry... I'm into 'SHRUNKEN WOMEN'* now... ha ha..." She's firing a ray gun at herself labelled "SHRINK RAY - PRICE: $$$$$" Arrietty is looking from behind a magnifying glass, labelled "'Borrow'ers": "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!" Next to her is money labelled "'Borrowed' money" Below her, a box reading "*Latest fap" (referring to "Shrunken Women") There is also an Oreo on the ground Watching tearfully from the clouds in the top-right are - Chibichan/DarkainArts' character Misery, labelled "Canadian Giantess" - A crying Statue of Liberty labelled "American Giantess" - Gary Pranzo from Media Impact Films, labeled "Gary Pranzo" In bottom-right corner, Stan Kelly, respected cartoonist for The Onion, flatly quips, "Size THEFT."
Desthausen
*sighs* Can confirm given how many times he's accidentally walked on me.
They never seem to think about that other dimension, like what if that dimension is helpless and isn't blessed with empowered protags to stop the evil witch/overlord/eldritch abomination/6 legged devil wombat.
Or worse, do they even think that far and its more a "Welp, not our problem anymore"
So. you know how the good guys, superhero, magical girls or whatever almost always banish the evil overlord, dragon, monster, grand high succubi doom queen whatever to another dimension?
Now that I think bout, desta does abuse his "federally protected" label to abusive levels
Things desta will do. After sinking some richy's yacht[he does let ppl abandon ship hes Beatty not murdery... mostylly] will come ashore and dump the wreck on their lawn/golf course etc
I hate most gated communities, but there are some I get, like one in a bad part of town here, one part abuse survivors, one part homeless folk getting on their feet. No one should be fearful because they want safety and warmth
When you brain is like "Go ahead, be horny on main" But the rest of you is like No, it's wrong, go hide under your bed till the feeling passes
Tripod
If you're paying money for Harry Potter you're a bad person. You're saying to the world that racist wizard and witch stories are more important to you than trans people existing
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/05/j-k-...
I want to say I'm surprised......but