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Posts by Desta, resident Dragon-Type

MEEEEEEE this is what i do so much LMFAO

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doood, road trip material for real.

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What In. The fuck

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

1 week ago 6354 1462 101 110

Well this is a 1st, not one I wanted though, had my car broken into stole my emergency 20 dollars, my jump start kit, my battery bank for my phone and my damn dnd backpack....the thing I actually cared bout

Happy Monday

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You ask what's my problem with fire types? No, I ask what were fire types problems with me

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About time, slacker.

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nurd

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Better be Moonlight's sister...if you know what's good for you

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Headspace because of @xilimyth.bsky.social @brendaprrfler.bsky.social poking a half awake desta snoot, getting his cranky "mrph" in response. Prompting a happy prrf from her. Lather, rinse repeat, even cuter if you imagine them both chibified

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Headspace alien macro wanting to express... romantic interest. Reads that chocolates are a way to. Horribly embarrassed when he drops the macro sized box of chocolates on his targets delivery vehicle, however end up carrying him and the deliveries and a bind starts

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Someone tell me to go to bed x.

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Deadlock, how I love your setting. I just hate how BAD I am

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Today is one of those "Search for gentle size stuff cuzz I need the mellow" kind of days

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Dear streamers, instead of doing 24 hour streams and jacking yer health up. How bout playing some games you're scared of/genres ya never tried etc

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Damn how bout 15 and some bad stories

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Contemplating it

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Hand play or hand crates need to be more of a thing

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Title: Today's Wives: CAN'T MEASURE UP

Man labelled "Perfectly Squashable Husbands": "B-but I bought that shrink ray so you could stomp on ME..."
Woman labelled "Brainwashed Wives": "Sorry... I'm into 'SHRUNKEN WOMEN'* now... ha ha..."
She's firing a ray gun at herself labelled "SHRINK RAY - PRICE: $$$$$"

Arrietty is looking from behind a magnifying glass, labelled "'Borrow'ers": "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"
Next to her is money labelled "'Borrowed' money"
Below her, a box reading "*Latest fap" (referring to "Shrunken Women")
There is also an Oreo on the ground

Watching tearfully from the clouds in the top-right are
- Chibichan/DarkainArts' character Misery, labelled "Canadian Giantess"
- A crying Statue of Liberty labelled "American Giantess"
- Gary Pranzo from Media Impact Films, labeled "Gary Pranzo"

In bottom-right corner, Stan Kelly, respected cartoonist for The Onion, flatly quips, "Size THEFT."

Title: Today's Wives: CAN'T MEASURE UP Man labelled "Perfectly Squashable Husbands": "B-but I bought that shrink ray so you could stomp on ME..." Woman labelled "Brainwashed Wives": "Sorry... I'm into 'SHRUNKEN WOMEN'* now... ha ha..." She's firing a ray gun at herself labelled "SHRINK RAY - PRICE: $$$$$" Arrietty is looking from behind a magnifying glass, labelled "'Borrow'ers": "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!" Next to her is money labelled "'Borrowed' money" Below her, a box reading "*Latest fap" (referring to "Shrunken Women") There is also an Oreo on the ground Watching tearfully from the clouds in the top-right are - Chibichan/DarkainArts' character Misery, labelled "Canadian Giantess" - A crying Statue of Liberty labelled "American Giantess" - Gary Pranzo from Media Impact Films, labeled "Gary Pranzo" In bottom-right corner, Stan Kelly, respected cartoonist for The Onion, flatly quips, "Size THEFT."

3 weeks ago 536 190 44 7

Desthausen

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

*sighs* Can confirm given how many times he's accidentally walked on me.

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

They never seem to think about that other dimension, like what if that dimension is helpless and isn't blessed with empowered protags to stop the evil witch/overlord/eldritch abomination/6 legged devil wombat.

Or worse, do they even think that far and its more a "Welp, not our problem anymore"

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

So. you know how the good guys, superhero, magical girls or whatever almost always banish the evil overlord, dragon, monster, grand high succubi doom queen whatever to another dimension?

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Now that I think bout, desta does abuse his "federally protected" label to abusive levels

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Things desta will do. After sinking some richy's yacht[he does let ppl abandon ship hes Beatty not murdery... mostylly] will come ashore and dump the wreck on their lawn/golf course etc

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I hate most gated communities, but there are some I get, like one in a bad part of town here, one part abuse survivors, one part homeless folk getting on their feet. No one should be fearful because they want safety and warmth

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When you brain is like "Go ahead, be horny on main" But the rest of you is like No, it's wrong, go hide under your bed till the feeling passes

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Tripod

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J.K. Rowling is personally funding attacks on trans women’s rights with her Harry Potter money - LGBTQ Nation Her fund has been bankrolling anti-trans activism for a year now.

If you're paying money for Harry Potter you're a bad person. You're saying to the world that racist wizard and witch stories are more important to you than trans people existing

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/05/j-k-...

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I want to say I'm surprised......but

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