Just saw the most Tesla thing ever. On a fast-moving 35, the driver swerves at the last minute to get on the express lane about 200-300 yds ahead of me. Saw them get off at the next exit a few miles later, about 100 yards behind me.
Thank you for joining my Bored-At-Lunch talk
Again, this is hand-waving a lot of factors, such as online stores, furniture stores that also sell mattresses, people that never swap, people that swap every year, etc. but it does kind of explain how they can stay open (markup) and never seem like they have customers.
their mattress in every ten years and assuming that mattress stores are open 7/365, then about 93,000 people are buying a mattress every day. There are about 10,000 brick and mortar mattress stores in the US, so that means about 9.5 people a day are buying mattresses from each store.
I just saw this and this theory has always intrigued me, so I did the math. Lots of assuming, but hear me out…there are 340 million people in the US. Assuming there is one bed for every person (I’m cancelling homeless and married people with hotels and guest bedrooms,) and assuming everyone trades..
We need an update on this “reporter.” Has she gone full maga-face yet?
An extremely obese man with orange skin and fake hair wears a red shirt that says “maja” while ordering at McDonald’s. It is an advertisement for Meta’s AI video creation app
I can’t believe Meta is actually running this as an ad for its AI
Bring it wrapped in blankets
That was a fun* little rabbit hole
*not fun at all
Why is George having to turn the tv down to listen to The Ticket for the hockey game?
“Stress of the presidency” assumes that he cares enough about anything other than himself to be stressed.
He didn’t say it in so many words, but after Clayton’s weekend check, Dan said that every one of his weekend checks just sounds like a high school kid’s, just wrestling, guns, and fast food.
Glad to hear Dan calling Clayton out today for being the incel he is.
Cheba Hut frisbee and sticker
Cheba Hut’s doing $4.20 Nugs (4” sandwiches) today. Get it? It’s because they like weed and it’s 4/20.
But you do get a sticker and a frisbee with the deal.
Wasn’t great, it was a Kickstarter project
Super Troopers 3 has been announced for an August 7 premier
Fuck. And. Yes.
Yup bsky.app/profile/fwad...
Well shit, this is why I don’t gamble
Wonder if I can bet my life savings on Kalshi on Patel not suing the Atlantic today
A dashboard full of about a dozen tiny plastic longhorns with prominent backsides
Longhorn butts drive me nuts
Love Story is playing in Old Navy and it’s really hard to not recreate Richie’s scene in The Bear every time I hear it but I’m resisting.
I like that you ask if it’s ok, I’ve had to ask it the same thing a few times when it’s clearly ignoring exact parameters I’ve set or just clearly making things up
NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about.
This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.
I need rink noises. That’s was a weird 30 seconds without any.
France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.
Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars
The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.
Why aren't we doing this?
I’m sure I’m late to the party, but this is great. Just a little disappointed that it was Kevin Dotson in the KDot car and not Kendrick Lamar though.
A Reynolds for DISD Board t-shirt
I wore this to the varsity baseball game tonight. I’d rather speak to a full house from the 50-yard line at AT&T than do that again. My personality is not cut out for politics.
Pete Hegseth screams into a microphone. The closed captioning reads, “Ain’t no rules says a dog can’t play basketball.”
