I cannot express how *deranged* this episode gets.

Apologies for the piscine thirst trap.

(Nah that's a lie)

#podcast #fantasy #fish

Players should always seize the chance to run #DnD. Like they say, *carpe DM*.

The new episode of Hail Chaos is out TODAY! RIGHT NOW!

The Prophecysmith is something I've wanted to explore for ages- what if a soothsayer isn't good at poetry? Who makes all these foretellings into little rhymes?

Danger, death and omens galore. Get is listened to!

Honestly is has been so God damn fun making this #podcast. Tom from @lifesapitchpodcast.bsky.social is a phenomenal player and Louie is 3foot of solidified funny.

Listen to the first episode here:
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If you like #comedy, or #tabletop games, or #fantasy, you'll enjoy it!

Fiesta episode of Hail Chaos is out TODAY! AT NOON!

We put a hell of a lot of effort into making this fun, hilarious and exciting adventure. Give it a listen, you'll love it.

It has been foretold.

#fantasy #comedy #prophecy

Welcome, traveller. Our first episode drops this THURSDAY!

What secrets does the village of Forge hold for our adventurers? Only time may tell.

Start the journey with host @agarrickwright.bsky.social and @podomedy.bsky.social

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#fantasy #ttrpg #comedy #podcast

Very excited to be bringing out a new, chaotic, hilarious podcast, that's like if Knightmare and Shooting Stars had a baby. But you could only hear it.

Join us on Thursday for the first episode!

They've scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that Kemi's in B&Q looking for someone to tell her where they keep the replacement barrel bottoms.

The best solution is to take charge, roll a 20-sided die and shout "Two Orcs advance with swords drawn- roll for initiative".

Man did he give me some world class side-eye.

Breaking the News - Athena Kugblenu, Chris Thorburn, Alasdair Beckett-King and Kathleen Hughes - BBC Sounds Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

Thrilled to have been lead writer on this cracker of an episode with the phenomenal @beakachu.bsky.social

Get it listened to the now!

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Oh shit, I'm a 2000AD character!

WHAT

Dream achieved, thanks to the phenomenal @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social

This is an *absolutely fantastic* Armitage story. If you like a good wee mystery set in the dystopia future (that's a lot less fanciful than it ought to be) of Brit Cit, then get on this now!

Judge Dredd Megazine, on the newsstands now. Buy it or it's 25 to life in the iso-cubes.

Services We are now excited to offer new services: script reading, treatment/pitching help and workshops! Looking to take your script to the next level? Ever a bit annoyed that competitions don’t give…

@beakachu.bsky.social and I are excited to announce we are now doing a pay-what-you-want script reading and feedback service!

You don't have to kill your darlings any more- we can do it for you! Give us a shout for some fresh and award-winning eyes on your work:

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Dear Canada:

ELBOWS UP

Sincerely,

Everyone

1970s BC fighting pit

1970s conversation pit

Remodelling the living room and can't decide between a 1970s conversation pit or a 1970s BC fighting pit...

LAST CHANCE to get a ticket for @beakachu.bsky.social and I to show you how to take the depressing news and remould it into sheer hilarity.

Come along and we'll all make some jokes together! Book now!

Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

I've made the 300 mile trip to Edinburgh and I am DYING to talk about writing gags with @beakachu.bsky.social and @humourmill.bsky.social

If you want to find out which radio show will say 'bawbag' on air, well we'll tell you. Book now!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

- Ride and Rejudice
- Carry On Ridding Me Of This Meddlesome Priest
- 2 Phast, 2 Phalanx
- From Kievan Russ With Love
- There And Back Again: Ghengis Khan's Tale
- The Devil Wears Pravda

It's true! If you want to learn how to write topical comedy, only we have the answers!*

Guaranteed**

*Not a guarantee
**Cannot stress this enough, not a guarantee

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Aw shucks

These 2 are brilliant joke writers and this is a fantastic opportunity for anyone able to attend

Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

There are still tickets on sale for this fantastic workshop on topical comedy, with me and @beakachu.bsky.social, hosted by @humourmill.bsky.social

If you want to break into writing gags about everything current, this is a good place to start. Book now!

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Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social!

1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh!

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Thanks Alice!!

It'll be a lot of fun, come and wrote some silly jokes about not-silly events!

Writing Topical Comedy with Alex Garrick-Wright & Becca Bain Tighten up your topical gags with some of the finest and funniest comedy writers in Scotland!

If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social!

1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...

Breaking the News - Glasgow International Comedy Festival Special: Val McDermid, Daliso Chaponda, Rosco McClelland and Jessica Fostekew - BBC Sounds Des Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz.

Really pleased have been Lead Writer on BBC Radio Scotland's Breaking The News this week with @beakachu.bsky.social

Tonnes of great gags from us, amazing patter, and the perfect thing after a long week of mental news.

#comedy #news #scotland

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I had an amazing time on the excellent Life's A Pitch Podcast, working out which gardening implement Pixar might turn into Conan.

Get it listened to now!

There's a guy at my wife's gym who brings a full 2l bottle of whole milk to his workout and finishes it in a session.

She calls him 'Milk Jugs'

I've never met you, Milk Jugs, but I salute you, you magnificent calcified bastard.

Must have a skeleton like fuckin Wolverine.