The Grindr is strong with everyone in this photo.

2026 so far:

- Nationally, a nightmare.

- Personally, I landed a job that will allow me to work fully remote. And had a successful procedure to fix my ticker.

Also, I’m a Fire Horse; Feb. 17 marks the start of the Year of the Fire Horse. I don’t believe in any kind of astrology, but…well. 🤔

What we need is a new hope.

Yesterday, there was a reprieve in the atmospheric river. Had to go for a ride.

Today, my birthday, it’s been raining non-stop all day. No riding, but some good times hanging out with friends.

Life isn’t all doom and gloom, y’know.

Capitulating Democrats, insane Republicans, stochastic terrorism masquerading as an executive branch, awful economy. And now I’ve lost my job.

I hate this timeline so much.

Failure of hiring, failure of training, failure of laws protecting them from accountability.

How about you piss off, traitors and criminals? We don’t want you here. You absolutely have no interest in serving the people of this country. You’re nothing but ignorant, narcissistic, misogynist, racist, schoolyard bullies.

He’s gonna make some nasty remarks tomorrow on account of rage and jealousy over crowd sizes. 🤣

My view this evening.

A certain social media company (rhymes with “SpaceCrook”) disabled my account this morning. No idea why. I’m supposed to receive an email with the appeal process instructions, but that hasn’t happened yet. No reason given for any of this, of course. Sharing too many violin videos, perhaps?

One day, her head is going to start spinning in circles and then explode.

I’ll bring the popcorn.

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The way they all run up and then swing around like they need to provide cover fire. No one is shooting at you, dudes. This isn’t a video game, and you’re not in your mom’s basement. You’re dressed in camo…in an urban area. Go look in the mirror and understand how incredibly idiotic you appear.

You mean 23/9.

Take a moment to enjoy this flowing stream and mountain scenery.

Take a moment to enjoy this caterpillar as it travels along the wooden pathway.

What if we offered Putin $100,000,000 to take Drumpf off our hands? Throw him into some gaudy dacha on the Black Sea and call it a day.

Give it another 10 minutes and he’ll deny ever meeting the guy.

The emotional intelligence of a turnip.

“Violence is never the answer” is a ridiculous exaggeration. It’s not the ideal answer, and it doesn’t align with our nation’s purported (but rarely lived) values. So let’s not all get too overly self-righteous, mmmmmkay?

They’re quite excitable, I guess. 🤣

O Canada, your trails and towns are so lovely. Thanks for a good time. #KettleValleyRailTrail

Seriously, what adult talks like this???? How are we here, with this absolute disaster of a human anywhere near the halls of power? I fully buy into the theory that the election was manipulated because the cognitive dissonance of thinking people actually chose this buffoon is too farcical. 🤬

Ye olde crazy eyes is at it again, eh?

I’m shocked. Shocked, I say. 😑

So proud of the “warriors” they’ve chosen to deport one who has a Purple Heart and has lived in this country for 48 years on a green card.

Absolutely shameful that this is what we’ve become. 🤬

I’m gonna go with “Posing as a moron.”

Their jobs.