I need it. #Survivor50

Can’t wait for 2 hours of Mr. Barf 🤮 #Survivor50

Episode 8 - The heart of the Death Star | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 8 Power Rankings With two more torches added to the snuff pile in Episode 8, including one inscribed with various Japanese folklore, Ryan reorders the leaderboard for chances of victory in Survivor 50: In the Hands of...

Who will take over now as the new main #Survivor50 antagonist? My money’s on “the fans” who voted for these twists - aka the voices Jeff Probst hears in his own head.

Also a new #1 at the top of this week’s power rankings 👀:

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To international Survivor, the cause of and solution to all of Survivor 50's problems - Jeff Pitman's Survivor 50, Episode 8 recap/ analysis Episode 8 of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans delivered a crowd-pleasing outcome in Coach's exit (finally!), but it did so despite an improved but still-flawed 'new' (to US Survivor) twist, not b...

#Survivor50 I realize it's extremely on-brand of me to complain about an episode that everyone liked, but well, that's what I do now, I guess: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/recaps/e...

Me seeing Rizo wrote “My hero Coach” on his vote

Rizo: We love you Dragon Slayer! You changed my life! #Survivor50

Emily:

The Wardog when he hears his name on #Survivor50

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Cirie getting these people in line after coming BACK across the ocean #Survivor50

Chrissy telling Coach not to be Coach today #Survivor50

Good thing Rick made Aubry flush that idol last episode #Survivor50

Jeff having to explain the voting rules ad nauseam because this twist sucks lol #Survivor50

Odds on Joe still being dumb enough to try and pitch voting out Tiffany? #Survivor50

Episode 7 - He's acting very unhinged | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 7 Power Rankings Ryan reshuffles the Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans threat deck after an Episode 7 that only barely managed to follow Rizo's advice of keeping the dragon slaying at Tribal Council, instead of in...

Episode 7:
Coach went completely crazy
Cirie made me smile

That was a real - not a Coach - haiku. New #Survivor50 power rankings after an episode I loved because I love a crash out 😵‍💫💥

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Sitting here in VIP all alone #Survivor50

This is why I will always love this woman 💛 #Survivor50

Cirie shutting down Joe’s firehouse analogy #Survivor50

When someone leaks your totally perfect incredible bulletproof plan #Survivor50

And a SOLO journey at that! Focus on 1 person instead of a dynamic 14 😵‍💫

Emily, Christian, and Ozzy finally winning a team challenge 🥲 #Survivor50

Cirie telling Steph she won’t tell anyone about her advantage knowing damn well she will #Survivor50

“Let’s break up all this messy fighting at camp right now with a journey” Thanks, producers. #Survivor50

Either Coach can’t count or I don’t think he knows what a haiku is #Survivor50

Finally some of this energy back on the show 😍 #Survivor50

Even the boulders look tired from being reused every season #Survivor50

We will never have a merge vote close to this one again:

Episode 6 - I'm screwed | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 6 Power Rankings After a week away, Ryan returns to find his Power Rankings field reduced to just 14 players. Did anyone emerge mostly unscathed from the Blood Moon? Who did the mostliest?

Back in my day, a merge meant everyone living on one beach. Not 4! I’ve returned after the Red Wedding of #Survivor50 the last 2 weeks and boy was it bloody. My new power rankings headed into what I hope is a real merge episode this week:

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Grind that joy into the mud - Jeff Pitman's Survivor 50, Episode 6 recap/ analysis Episode 6 of Survivor50: In the Hands of the Fans implored us to 'find the joy.' It's a great mindset, but the show went out of its way to make that as challenging as possible, a remarkable flub for a...

#Survivor50 My "merge" episode recap, which asks whether Jeff Probst knows what a celebration is, or for that matter fun. www.truedorktimes.com/s50/recaps/e...