responding to nudes like “i really appreciate this /gen”
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zigo gets high and starts texting people shit like “can i see your penis please please”
friends should platonically send eachother nudes and handjobs and porn that they like and moaning audios and piss
how do i politely ask a friend to show me porn that they like
groping your friends ass and tits and tummy should be a fun casual friendship activity i think
-your very gropeable aroace friend
i actually really enjoy sending nudes to friends. theyll be like “neeto!” and that makes me really happy
it needs to be cheaper to fuck your internet friends.
because tumblr deletes my nsfw art and bluesky’s resolution is so bad, i am handed an awesome idea for a benefit to being on my patreon
i need more members for my pro eSex team. the tournament is coming up, and the minimum order for jerseys is twenty
fucked up that the ferryman needs two penises when most people only have the one!
booty shorts that say “itll grow back! you could trim it in to fun shapes even” on the ass.
i also put tape on the shorts
tshirt that says “I LOVE HAIRY PUSSY AND DICK AND ARMPITS AND ASS!!!” on the front and on the back it says reeaally small: “i also like them bald” but i put tape on the back sometimes to make it appropriate to wear to family functions.
strong as ice fuck mummy
did not mean to imply a chubby woman is unhealthy but it reads like that oops
beautiful women in my dms telling me they want to hurt me bad
and howcome i made them look like that
that can happen also but like,, how does hypnosis do that. that is not a consequence of hypnosis that makes any logical sense and it completely breaks my immersion in the magical furry wizard porn.
my unpopular porn opinion is that it pisses me of when hypnosis makes someone’s boobs bigger
and nonetheless whenever i think of these characters in sexual situations i am thinking of them as anthros. i really should have let it motivate me to get back in to drawing humans, but i went with the safe and familiar. like a coward
the resemblance to real ponies is null. they almost resemble humans more than ponies with their flat expressive faces and clothes and so on. and quadruped is a stupid stipulation. can & does it consent is enough. period. and i think i could make myself attracted to almost anything if called upon
i think my attempts at mlp porn have thus far been sparse and unexciting just because i am not attracted to the ponies. i have zero moral qualms with it to be clear. in fact, as someone who prides herself on being in to nonhuman aliens and monsters, you could almost call it a source of shame
i havent posted here in a while because i forgot sex exists
*exhibitionist…
now those are some saggy boobs
personal pet peeve when porn artists make a nude alt and the boobs are the same shape out of the bra as they were in it
sometimes people call breasts “saggy” when they are just like,, normal. like thats just how breasts look. and it kind a feels like when people call a healthy woman “chubby”
more like Cookie Fuck Kingdom amirite
oh i think not :( i tried really hard tho! thats whats important i think
bluesky needs to fix this.
“i will leave the standing up for what is right to the people affected by it. far away from me” is never a good thing to be thinking about anything