That’s all the “cheese bought for Christmas” eaten again. Will have to buy some more cheese for Christmas now. And then I’ll eat that too, and be required to go out to buy some more cheese for Christmas. Stuck in a Christmas cheese loop.

When a doctor says, “if you have any trouble, just give me a call back” it makes me wonder if a doctor has ever tried calling a doctor.

Suddenly being asked for your thoughts in a meeting when you’ve spent the last 15 mins thinking about what to have for dinner 😳

View from our house in the snow

Pantasaph Friary, North Wales, this afternoon.

Opened the curtains this morning and the room got darker.

“Criminal record?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Oh come on Baldrick, you’re going to be an MP for God’s sake! I’ll just put fraud and sexual deviancy.”
#Blackadder

When every other advert is an extremely profitable business saying “we know times are tough…”

“Someone’s ringing my phone, it must be important!” she thought, as she waited for it to stop.

Just thought, “ah Saturday, might have a lie in tomorrow” - which of course means I’ll wake up the most awake I’ve ever been at 5.30am.

No, Mr Bread Knife, you don’t need a wash, for I will just brush you with my fingers and place you back in the block.

Putin has just named Donald Trump Ambassador to the United States.

Hah!

Hej! Nice to see you!

My Geralt ❤️

My Geralt ❤️

So weird!