Vance kiss of death streak continues

your mental age = real age - (0.5*no of artists you can identify from below list)

no I fucking don’t

I’ve lost all respect for the FIFA peace prize

fuck this year’s Oscar’s I am looking ahead to next year when “Melania” gets 147 nominations

Made one of those 2 hop international flights and purely by coincidence ended up watching the most dad-est of dad movies from last year : F1 and Ford vs Ferrari

Now get off my lawn

lol NYT working hard to put NYT Pitchbot out of business

can we retire the tired phrase -

“looking for a needle in a haystack” (seriously wtf)

and replace it with

“like searching for an AirPod in snow covered sidewalks”

thank you for your attention to this matter

makes sense

was louvre123 taken

expats? you mean immigrants?

guys I am following this car if I don’t skeet again in the next hour call the cops

no way the louvre heist was done by french guys

they don’t work sundays

did AI write this article

I feel seen

yay Amazon settlement looking forward to a check for $1.26 in the mail

[ me waiting to hear about Radiohead ticket codes today]

*cry listening to radiohead*

*continue listening and crying even if I get tickets *

This Tarifi is Ex-Google AI guy wants us to “meditate/socialize/get to know yourself emotionally”. That’s great because you can use those to pay bills too!

excited to see taylor swift drop the epstein files soon

uh sure

???

Bosch lawyers : do not fuckin use the word “tariffs”

Comm team : uh, ok

ah yes…regular, like a iPhone drop

Getting sick of this “Elon is leaving DOGE” narrative

1. locked up starlink deals during Middle East trips. $$$ 2. Trillions to be spent on “golden dome” defense project - more $ for him 3. DOGE goons still embedded in treasury and “moving data to the cloud” etc. he has access to all this

me: phew got ready just in time. Let me login qui-

computer:

bro are they live streaming the conclave or not would watch the shit out of that

NYT pitchbot in tears

uh huh

why are these clowns at NYT normalizing this shit jesus

was thrilled to learn katy Perry was shot into space but apparently she is back? what gives

The Techno-Utopian Seasteaders Who Want to Colonize the Ocean Libertarians have long looked at ocean living as the next frontier. Some wealthy men are testing the waters.

bro this is actual bond villain story line

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