I invented a new recipe, it's called soy sauce water.
1 tbsp traditional soy sauce
12 oz cold filtered water
stir until fully integrated. serves 1

Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

It’s the freakin weekend

no I'm not just being nostalgic for AA batteries

electronics with proprietary & fully-enclosed batteries above 250 mAh should be illegal. we should all have a personal, interchangeable battery shared across all our portable electronics. smart phones, gameboys, flashlights etc. would last infinitely longer & kill less people.

All my first four debut cards together! Looking forward to prerelease, who’s going?

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

A cigarette from The Long Goodbye (1973) - 0:38:50

The Long Goodbye (1973) - 0:38:50
Dir. Robert Altman
Runtime 112 minutes
🚬 x 39, or one cigarette every 2.87 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-long-goodbye/

Unwinnable Monthly – March 2026 - Unwinnable Calm before the storm.

I'm very excited/shocked/etc to share I have an experimental piece published in @unwinnable.com mag. I don't like exaggerating but I legit don't think I've seen anything like it. I tried something new.

"Two Women Talking about STALKER" is a one-act play about STALKER, masculinity, and friendship.

Frame #7256 from 60sE48 super-spray

seriously, studded tires are unnecessary & destructive. but also, so are tire chains on commuters. They rip out brake lines and create most of the winter potholes. If you "need" chains or studs (or an SUV), then it's not safe enough to be driving in the first place. Stay home or take the train.

Fairy dust.
Cherry mush.
Various. Malarious. Judas Iscariot. Hysteria, Bulgaria.

Free game idea: a reverse extraction shooter about Guerilla Gardening.
Drop into grimmy city streets ruined by modern day economics, bust up cement, and plant some flowers. Get out before you get caught.

Portland’s light rail system hasn’t expanded in ten years, has no plans to do so in the future btw

But don’t worry we’ve got billions lined up to spend on continued freeway expansions!

I don't wanna sell you death sticks. I wanna go home and rethink my life.

I do love a Klingon defense attorney

Both panels in the same image.

punk girl tries therapy! (full comic)

more like antisocial media am I right

went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

STARTREK/MAKEIT.GIF

love a nebulous, Vulcan "they"

wailing emoji with the text: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhh i'm soooooooo hungryyy

slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you mean dinner is at five pm i will die that's sooooo late oooooooooooo ohhh

emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text: i have never been fed in my entire life please sir i am so hungry please feed meee

the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text: oooooooooooooohhh i'm just a little kitty i'm so hungry you never feed me i must be the hungriest kitty in the world ohhhh

my cat every day at 4 pm

I was repeatedly told that autonomous vehicles had fewer accidents than actual people.

genuinely i cannot believe that i have to say this but you do not need to - and absolutely should not - expose yourself to CSAM material in order to “witness” the crimes of the elite.

this does nothing except make vicarious trauma, moral injury, and potentially places you in legal jeopardy.

STOP

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

a deeply unserious illustration of a blue kacheek, from neopets, crucified on a cross. there is no blood, because the crucifixion isn't working so good

For your consideration #neopets

luxury foods are a 10lb bag of white rice and a three pack bundle of canned tuna