Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

an elderly man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window . ALT: an elderly man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window .

to no one in particular...

you bum.

i think they just want us to invent a time machine to go back and let mitt romney beat barack obama. only fair, when you think about it.

polls are open, folks.

never a doubt, cam.

just like we all predicted, april mvo leody taveras...

big sam! again!

nails! holy cow!

a group of people playing instruments on a stage with marshall amps in the background ALT: a group of people playing instruments on a stage with marshall amps in the background

"this season's gonna be monumental!"

it's baseball for...

i mean, why would you take the bat out of weston wilson's hand?

...seriously, though, i thought this sort of thing was one of albernaz's mandates?

big sam!

bonehead.

baseball for people who hate baseball. penance for some unspecified sin.

every game there's a different star. THAT'S the magic of orioles baseball!

they were even coming after amish kids

the americanized? florida-ized? pronunciation of caglianone hurts my soul.

tulsi next? maybe he'll hire stefanik for something so he can humiliate her again. what a fucking joke of an admin.

albernaz needs to get hit in the face again, i guess

…and appropriate just about every day in some new and horrifying context, it seems

really remarkable how he's grown and evolved as a campaigner and legislator.