Good night to Cory Booker only

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

My first like on my first post on this app had a swastika pfp. Immediate block. Save that shit for the Musk app

Elon doesn’t know I’m here. Don’t tell him though, or he’ll unban me on twitter and then re-ban me, probably

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me