If I blocked everybody who was posting while my dogs farted, I would have quite an empty Bluesky.

I mean bodies are weird enough that sometimes *I* certainly want to Google “has this ever happened before” about them. 😂

I do believe they are typing stuff in my chart or looking at past results in my chart, but I also make a point of never looking at that screen because if something is being googled, I don’t want to know. 😂

“Eliminate congestion by having everybody get everything delivered instead of going out to the store” is on page 2 of the agenda.

Honestly surprised they didn’t mention the kitchen.

“Applying American ingenuity” is how we got here, dumbasses.

Was it not bad enough hearing from Star Wars fans that we just really had to go watch this other three-season series to understand why it was OK that somehow, Palpatine returned?

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

HomeGoods and they haven’t had them again since and I regret not buying more when I had the chance.

Re: last RT: it broke something in me when an Icelandic tour guide very proudly told our group that in Iceland most people don’t get married until later in life because “we have good enough gender equality that women don’t have to.”

ANYWAY, falling marriage rates are always cast as some sort of issue? Don't agree with that. Marriage is no longer *compulsory,* is all that tells me, and that's good. It shouldn't be.

Maybe it's because I'm Gen X, but I CLEARLY remember old, married couples who despised each other for decades.

Sometimes it’s fun to say to your doctor “I have some questions that are probably stupid questions but at least I’m asking you instead of WebMD” and watch what their face does.

🤣🥰

There are two gray chairs close together in the living room. A golden doodle has squished himself between the two chair chairs and is looking up at a black dog who sits on top of one of the chairs. The black dog looks down at him benevolently. Nearby is a pink dog bed with a squeaky toy lobster in it.

This photo I just took is like a Renaissance painting. Saint Karaja and the Supplicant. The lobster is symbolic.

Yeah, all I can tell you is that these popped up at HomeGoods a couple months ago and I was so excited about it.

Things I say to the dogs, an occasional series:
“Buddy, you are blocking my egress”
“Aww, have we been chastened?”
“I’ve never called anybody a snoogie-boo before, but you’re making me see the appeal of it.”

A green towel with a pattern of white dinosaur (and pterosaur) skeletons.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW TOWELS

Vital to national security.

I’ve got one, but it was turned in the wrong direction 😭

Guess I’m gonna put the show I’m watching on pause for a while.

The answer was “hey, do you think we could be dogs at like, a friendly but polite distance?”

Yes! Have you seen this before?

A young golden doodle lying on a floor. He is fluffy and has a big smile.

Howmst could I be mad at this anyway

I’m not even mad that Vaughn got out of his crate again while I was gone. I just genuinely, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, want to know HOW.

Or possibly the glories of being Elsewhere from her 😂

She’s not as impressed by him as he is by her, but they did friendly eyes!

it reminded me so much of perhaps my single favorite liturgical experience, where a priest who was reliably out of his depth with little kids asked them to name the animals Baby Jesus might have seen at the manger, and one kid just started listing types of snake

Oh that’s a fabulous name.

I like it that humans know exactly how chaotic dogs are but somehow we keep going back for more dogs. 🥰

Oh I like what you did with the button!