Posts by I Want To Talk To Ralph Sampson
Chapel Bill and Jordon are Savannah Bananas fans just like the rest of us! @sickoscommittee.org @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @splitzoneduo.com @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Have we considered the Worcester Red Sox? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
I knew Jim Anchower was always a spiritual horse girl. ๐
Fucking moron.
Canโt wait for an Ole Miss State Court judge to enjoin this, as the Supremacy Clause doesnโt apply to ultra vires word salad, & then watch all the stateโs rights folks attack the 10th Amendment. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
Wonder what Chuck Amato thinks about this here political pectoral peccadillo in the press. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @splitzoneduo.com @edsbs.bsky.social
Surely, things will improve under the steady leadership of the Itsa Me Cherokee, Super MariOkie Secretary Markwayne Gacy, right?
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So, I have to ask - will this help Trinidadโs economic loss claim against EA? @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @andystaples.bsky.social @rossdellenger.bsky.social www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
I went to complain to ESPNโs ombudsman and was informed by AI that the position no longer exists. Can we send Bruce on a USO Tour for the next several weeks or something? When he said he retired because of Charlie Kirk I didnโt know he meant he literally wanted to become the most annoying man alive.
UTSA Tommy has some โsplaining to do.
Now do the Sun Belt schedule! #QuestFor26
But I thought Fred Fugate is fighting them here so we donโt have to over there?!?
What had happened was Senator Pinebox left his pants in the toilet.
This Tennessee Spite-ans rebrand, teeming with Texans trolling, is prett-ay, prett-ay good. #CanWeCallCalMochaMcNairNow
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Bamโs 83 points tonight for the Heat is equivalent to about 38% of 2023 Iowa footballโs season long scoring total. @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @alexkirshner.com @sickoscommittee.org
Turkish Gold Heist Donkey Disasters
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Laissez Les Do Crimes Rouler
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French Biathletes to Norway: Laissez Les Do Crimes Rouler ๐ฌ๐ฟ๐ซ @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Iโm too scared to tag Holly but Secret Vol Apartment was life affirming, thanks for the rec
@alexkirshner.com, excellent shout out to the other CFB team in my hometown, Columbia, Sakerlina, the Benedict College Tigers. SC Stateโs Celebration Bowl winning Chennis Berry won back to back DII HBCU titles there in โ22-โ23, & they have CFBโs best cheer: โBreak an arm, break a leg, Benedict!โ
Hi. Iโm Troy McClure. You May Remember Me From Such Canes Films As ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐พ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ค ๐ฟ๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ค๐ช๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ฎ & ๐๐๐ 7๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ก๐ค๐ค๐ง ๐พ๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐๐ค๐๐จ ๐๐ค ๐๐๐ฃ๐จ๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
As a Virginia fan, Iโve done this circular firing squad thought exercise for a month now. We beat Duke in Durham, we shouldโve played Miami in the ACCCG. That said, they did put in a non P2/M2 team that beat Duke in Tulane. And JMU because reasons. Iโd drop ND and add yโall tomorrow all sports. โ๏ธ
ACC Football Bronze Medalist Miami Advancing to the National Championship Game at Their Own Cavernous, Empty Stadium Thatโs Two Towns Over is the Most NFC South Thing Ever. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @rodger.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
Go Other Birds, Birds. @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
They โSposed to be ACC?!?