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IRAN AND TRUMP HUMILIATE TRUMP CRONIES
Despite all their attempts at deceit
Trump cronies may start to retreat
..they tried to sound tough
..til Iran called their bluff
And delivered an epic defeat.
#TrumpMustStepDown #petehegseth #ImpeachandConvictTrump
Posts by LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS
As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face certain defeat
..in the middle of winter
..Trump’s support will splinter
And ICE should be forced to retreat.
#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood #icegestapo
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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS
As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face certain defeat
..in the middle of winter
..Trump’s support will splinter
And ICE should be forced to retreat.
#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood #icegestapo
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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS
As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face certain defeat
..in the middle of winter
..Trump’s support will splinter
And ICE should be forced to retreat.
#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood
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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS
As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face a defaeat
..in the midst of a winter
..Trump’s support will splinter
And ICE should be forced to retreat.
#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood
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TRUMP LIES AND LIES AND LIES AGAIN
Donald Trump just announced with a scream
That he’s destroying the American Dream
..but if there is doubt
..he’ll lie and he’ll shout
Because he thinks his power’s supreme.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ImpeachTrump #Presidentialaddress
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TRUMP CALLS FOR DEMOCRAT HANGINGS
Every time Donald Trump is harangued
He brags about girls he banged
..but when Democrats push back
..his best counter-attack
Is to call for them all to be hanged.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #pedopiggy #piggytrump
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TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS
Republicans are starting to crack
From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback
..but it wasn’t too smart
..when they heard him fart
And someone had a heart attack.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY
As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack
..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve
But only if I call Congress back.
#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS
Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings
..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown
But won’t dare stand up against Kings.
#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS
Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today
..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home
& gave them vacation with pay.
#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS
Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today
..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home
& gave them vacation with pay.
#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR
At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach
..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble
And brag that he lives on a beach.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR
At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach
..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble
And brag that he lives on a beach.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80
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TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
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TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
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TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar
..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert
Are taking their free speech too far.
#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar
..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert
Are taking their free speech too far.
#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
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REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER
Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump
..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR
Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.
#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited
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TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL
The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop
..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke
& his face is beginning to droop.
#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
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EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE
Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault
..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak
About the rapes & sexual assault.
#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES
Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack
..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire
& now Russia is on the Attack.
#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION
Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial
..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation
Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER
Donald Trump may be misconstrued
When he sat down for Steak and Seafood
..he made a wisecrack
..about the Russian attack
So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed.
#russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND
After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack
..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war
While Poland just gets the blowback.
#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState
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TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT
As people are raising new doubt
#TACOTrump is beginning to pout
..from here to Morocco
..they’re calling him #TACO
That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut.
#TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession
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TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT
The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout
..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal
That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.
#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession