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Posts by LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3

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IRAN AND TRUMP HUMILIATE TRUMP CRONIES

Despite all their attempts at deceit
Trump cronies may start to retreat

..they tried to sound tough
..til Iran called their bluff

And delivered an epic defeat.

#TrumpMustStepDown #petehegseth #ImpeachandConvictTrump

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS

As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face certain defeat

..in the middle of winter
..Trump’s support will splinter

And ICE should be forced to retreat.

#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood #icegestapo

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS

As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face certain defeat

..in the middle of winter
..Trump’s support will splinter

And ICE should be forced to retreat.

#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood #icegestapo

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS

As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face certain defeat

..in the middle of winter
..Trump’s support will splinter

And ICE should be forced to retreat.

#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS

As Protestors protest in the street
Donald Trump will face a defaeat

..in the midst of a winter
..Trump’s support will splinter

And ICE should be forced to retreat.

#iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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TRUMP LIES AND LIES AND LIES AGAIN

Donald Trump just announced with a scream
That he’s destroying the American Dream

..but if there is doubt
..he’ll lie and he’ll shout

Because he thinks his power’s supreme.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ImpeachTrump #Presidentialaddress

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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TRUMP CALLS FOR DEMOCRAT HANGINGS

Every time Donald Trump is harangued
He brags about girls he banged

..but when Democrats push back
..his best counter-attack

Is to call for them all to be hanged.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #pedopiggy #piggytrump

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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‪TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS‬

‪Republicans are starting to crack‬
‪From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback‬

‪..but it wasn’t too smart‬
‪..when they heard him fart‬

‪And someone had a heart attack.‬

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY

As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack

..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve

But only if I call Congress back.

#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS

Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings

..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown

But won’t dare stand up against Kings.

#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS

Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today

..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home

& gave them vacation with pay.

#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown

6 months ago 2 0 0 0
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS

Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today

..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home

& gave them vacation with pay.

#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR

At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach

..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble

And brag that he lives on a beach.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR

At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech
Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach

..it seems like a gamble
..to spew and to ramble

And brag that he lives on a beach.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar

..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert

Are taking their free speech too far.

#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar

..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert

Are taking their free speech too far.

#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025

7 months ago 1 1 0 0
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REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER

Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump

..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR

Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.

#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL

The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop

..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke

& his face is beginning to droop.

#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

7 months ago 6 0 0 0
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EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE

Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault

..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak

About the rapes & sexual assault.

#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION

Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial

..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation

Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES

Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack

..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire

& now Russia is on the Attack.

#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION

Americans will say with a smile
Republicans may stay in denial

..with all the #trumpflation
..still wrecking the Nation

Because Trump is a pervy pedophile.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

7 months ago 1 1 0 0
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TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER

Donald Trump may be misconstrued
When he sat down for Steak and Seafood

..he made a wisecrack
..about the Russian attack

So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed.

#russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

7 months ago 1 1 0 0
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TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND

After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack

..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war

While Poland just gets the blowback.

#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState

7 months ago 1 1 0 0
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TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT

As people are raising new doubt
#TACOTrump is beginning to pout

..from here to Morocco
..they’re calling him #TACO

That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut.

#TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession

10 months ago 1 1 0 0
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TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT

The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout

..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal

That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.

#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession

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