Footnote: *For the last time (yeah, right), AP DOES NOT ban use of the Oxford Comma. In fact, in some cases, we require it! Printed in our Stylebook are these words: “Include a final comma in a simple series if omitting it could make the meaning unclear.” We do, however, recommend omitting punctuation that isn’t necessary. That’s why we leave the comma out of most simple series that aren’t confusing.
the ap stylebook got mad
i don’t understand still
When I pull up to McDonald's to get eggs after 11 but my kids have to look at the menu prices then my #youngho wife gets stolen by 7x7=49, hm, Thursday, and navy blue so I sing I was looking for a job then I found a job
besides this, which i saw several variations of, and just feel too old for
It's like bringing a phone to the prehistoric times
i feel like this really portrays a large impact on the internet on how we've reached misery and employment but at the same time still keeping up with the new trends and just letting yourself out and expressing your full emotions, just me tho
Angry bird Red Ear with a fly playing violin beside gif
"I hate ai fruit love island" folks when the ai slop has an IP they recognise:
god bless the comments section always
youtube results for 'heaven knows i'm miserable now' trap remix. the videos are all from the last two weeks and have hundreds of thousands of views
sometimes you stumble on something by accident online and it's truly a just lifting a rock and finding a whole ant colony underneath feeling
honestly disco elysium kind of nailed what it’s like to think sometimes. Like there’s something wrong with that man but sometimes u gotta debate with the myriad facets of ur personality and impulses before failing the skill check and absolutely eating shit
If one day we found out that the entrance to every Jersey diner was a portal that transported everyone to one single inter-dimensional diner that exists between space and time I would shrug and say yeah that tracks.
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CNN exposes a global “online rape academy” that teaches men how to drug and rape women without detection. Over 62 million men attended in February alone.
cast section of the playbill. the only image is daniel radcliffe with the only text “Cast….Daniel Radcliffe”
this is a good bit
my rush ticket for the daniel radcliffe play is front row mezz?? life is good today
And also, I am the one who is not interested! But this is not even my lowest moment. That nadir is struck when I am forced to reach out to my nemesis: a celebrity publicist I have previously sworn never to speak to again, because several years ago she lied to me—did not refuse to comment; flat-out lied—when I asked her a direct question. Typing my query about the best free restaurant bread in America to this individual feels like dragging my raw, bleeding fingertips across a gravestone that has been scorched by lightning. And would you believe that not only does this publicist fail to provide an answer to my fun and fascinating question; she does not even acknowledge receipt of my email or my follow-up email ? And so now I am forced to put into writing my new vow, a vow I will keep, even if it one day destroys my life, even if it kills me: Ashley, the next time you and I cross paths, it will be in hell.
caity weaver i love you archive.is/R8Lwt
santa clarita diet hive rise up
i don’t care about the fockers movies but skylar gisondo is ariana grande’s love interest ? oh no
absolutely nothing
[vibrating] the powerpoint was real
it's so important to have at least one coworker who was also on twitter in 2018 and thus can appropriately react to internet nonsense
i love bleachers but god it’s so deeply embarrassing to be parasocial about jack antonoff (self-own)
"I had observed careful boundaries, never taking it far enough that I could be declared out of bounds," she wrote. "If I'd wanted to look, perhaps I may have seen that Jack was not observing them as closely as I was. I wasn't paying attention, but the internet sure was, and they made some pretty amazing PowerPoints on the issue, so convincing they had me rethinking events that I myself had been present for."
Elsewhere in the book, Dunham shared her distaste for Jack spending extended time in the studio with someone referred to as a "teen pop star." She even mentioned catching the singer "weeping into Jack's lap" when she came home one day. (Theories have long swirled about Jack and Lorde, one of his frequent collaborators.)
the powerpoint is enshrined in text!!! may the icon never die!!!
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So I want to come back The Times' coverage of Grand Army Plaza because you can see the way "but both sides" infests news coverage of safer streets.
Since this morning, the following was added to the rewrites of this story:
Three images of Neil banging out the tunes on April 13, 2006. Neil is a hairless rat.
Twenty years ago, Neil banged out the tunes. Who was he? Come on a brief and fruitful quest to find out: defector.com/a-brief-and-...
this is not as creepy as it seems
i’ve been obsessed with getting a new pair of sneakers but also so inundated with listicles and tiktok advice that I’m overwhelmed. the actual solution to figuring out what trends i like? sitting in a manhattan park and spending ten minutes staring at the feet of everyone who walks by
ninajirachi is absolutely the mental stim of the week , this song just hits in all the right ways for the brain synapses
have not seen this many people with unnatural colored hair as in the hayley williams line in a minute
was once New Amsterdam.
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
i love photo proof of me on the job
