Where are the celebrities?

WOW

Just make it quick, can’t be arsed trying to eke out an existence in a post apocalyptic world.

And I had to end up on this one 😩

Name and shame

Gardaí are seeking the public's assistance in tracing the whereabouts of 15 year-old Brody Monaghan, who was reported missing from Blanchardstown, since Wednesday 11th March 2026.

Brody is described as being approximately 5 foot 6 inches in height with a slight build, brown hair and blue eyes.

I once bought a car diagnostic tool from the Aldi middle aisle. Worked perfectly, told me everything wrong with the car. What I didn’t plan for was actually fixing any of it. At this point Aldi needs a middle middle aisle just for people like me.

Unbelievable
Stupid
Asshole

Trump summoned U2, but in the confusion, he got a spy plane instead. He demanded a raspberry ripple to calm him down, but ICE showed up.

It was the most confusing bloody sundae ever.

Shown on planes across The US, so people can’t get up and leave

Certain law enforcement agencies are referring to him as a suspect, however when pressed about what crime he was suspected of, they quickly change the subject or just refuse to answer.

The man was executed

The Funniest Drawer In The House! | Michael McIntyre YouTube video by Michael McIntyre

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I’m in Ireland but celebrating a French new year, meaning I can be in bed by 11:01 😄

#Christmas
#wrapping

Many years of living abroad some time back, revealed a quiet irony about Christmas: in the absence of family, the season becomes calmer, less stressful, lighter, and unexpectedly enjoyable

‘I literally wouldn’t have known there was a presidency change, only that I have TikTok’

🙄

🤫

We had it all going on way back when

Got you now 👍🏻

2004?
Think it’s much earlier than than, 1990.

Speaking of double, look at that chin

Would that be known as an Albino Deer?

AI, we all know the earth is flat 😁

Shane Lowry 🇮🇪 😁 🏆
Boorish Americans, but Justin Thomas is a class act #RyderCup

Same old Newcastle, always losing.
Same old Newcastle, always moaning.
🔴⚪️
#newArs

Lincoln is crying in his grave

All well and good, but if the rules on the return leg differ, you may still be caught out.

All well and good, but you need to check what the rules are for the return journey.

Nice car