Matt has passed laws protecting Minnesotans from financial fraud

This is how he fights fraud?
Drop out, doc.

I mean, it's got a Lowry Hill pennant in the photo...

I just read two AMA skeets. AMA.

Are groceries more expensive than last year? Grocery store food prices increased 2.1% from January 2025 to January 2026 – the product with the biggest jump, ground beef, went up more than 21%. Source: https://usafacts.org/articles/are-groceries-more-expensive-than-last-year/

"Youth tackle football athletes had 15 times more head impacts than flag football athletes during a practice or game."

from the CDC: www.cdc.gov/traumatic-br...

Awful Announcing? More like awful writing, and I don't mean just the barbs against the Twins.

sorry, man

this question led me to a deeply flawed convo with ChatGPT. if these machines can't even get text scanning correct... 🤷‍♂️

You can hardly blame the skaters…exciting game! I’d want to get out there too

oh-oh: www.trumpgolfdoral.com/blue-monster

...to serve and protect whom?

In case anybody started thinking that the Occupation of Minneapolis was over.

Boo

No More Despair (feat. Amy Hager, Eric Julio Carranza, Molly Brandt & Jacob Mullis) by Brandt, Hager, Mullis, & Carranza on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 4:38

New song by my Minneapolis neighbors. (I’m on trombone)

music.apple.com/us/album/no-...

The Minneapolis / Saint Paul equivalent
of "Not invited to the picnic"
is "Not invited to the Party Sub Party."

he just recommends beet juice for everything

As Charlie Brown’s sister, Lucy, once proclaimed, “there’s no excuse for not being properly prepared.”

I also love a good PHI-PIT contest. #NHL playoffs are my jam.

I love a good crescent moon like tonight 🌒

🚨

Boldly EN

they (still) seem not to understand the game, crying at every penalty call against.

they are the worst part of that team, tbh

Just read Vonnegut’s "2 B R 0 2 B"…
What a premise, what an ending, what bleakness packed into a few short pages. Go read it (twice).

it always comes down to real estate

Wrestling announcer:
“And it’s Ian from the top rope!”

that's a doctor

nice read