18th April 2026: I wish Spring lasted forever

Achieving our first ever 250 Golden Egg score on Salmonid Smokeyard, on one of the worst rotation sets of 2026. (Explosher/Goo Tuber/Bloblobber/Aerospray MG)

NSO stat total for one of the worst Salmonid Smokeyard rotation sets of 2026, with a overall best score of 250 Golden Eggs.

I'm BEYOND speechless, one of the worst Yards of 2026, Explosher my beloathed, yet out of NOWHERE pulling a 250!
HUGE ggs to @jujstme.bsky.social @haita-san.bsky.social & @thereunion.bsky.social!
Shoutouts to @dogysamich.bsky.social earlier on, our growth has known no bounds!!!
#Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

the colors and the vibes are just fantastic! makes you want to be there and experience it all in person.

that reminds me to go on a traditional spring date at the botanical garden in my city as well😄

is there a way to stop feeling like your life is falling apart

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Should've been an hour but I stopped because knee started to hurt.

And there I though a bike would have less impact load than an ITG session!

How am I supposed to train my legs holy shit bruh😩

Ok I didn't lift, I rode a fucking indoor bike for 30min @ 80 RPM and didn't break a sweat. 🫠

If I am Not On My Deathbed I Have No Excuses

I think the moment when little me was hit by a softball ball rather hard, was told by the team's doc to take a 2 week break to heal and by the coach - to stop being fucking insane and get back on the field has twisted my perspective of recovery times for eternity.

щя, доберусь до работы 🫡

иллюзия выбора: или это, или вереница полу-бесплатных бессмысленных приёмов и назначений от страховой клиники, прогоняющей план

good news: no surgery, and this is an absurd misdiagnosis

bad news: I should gaf because it's a stress fracture jfc

good news: ITG stamina allowed🥰

bad news: heavy lifts aren't

"прием длится 20 минут, стоимость 12000" 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

#pixelart #pokemon

if only i didn't suck at strap-free deadlifts

....and there I am, thinking of joining my partner at the 'official' powerlifting tournament in April

so whee, I either dgaf (and argue with my partner about it on a daily basis) or drain my wallet and end up with a knee surgery? iunno

i've had a shitton of leg days and ITG sets over the past couple years and I could never tell there was a grade 3 bullshit going on 🗿 i even felt better in the knee after a full set of leg exercises yesterday

knee update: stupid

Whatever happened at the rave must be a one time thing, a sudden load my body wasn't accustomed to. There's been another background pain that's been on and off for the past couple of years and that is 'on' again lately, so I've got an MRI done aaaand grade 3 meniscus tear? fr?

istg if itsn't some edgy 13y.o. but a grown ass fucknugget bullying artists out of the fandoms🥴

'dare you hc/draw a ~non-fucking-existent mf~ WRONG, wrong being non-compliant to my entitled ass' one and only correct opinion, you must be literally unalived and here's a graphic depiction how exactly' bitch maybe you go touch some grass first. much appreciated.

I know I shouldn't let any takes from terminally online fandom degenerates get under my skin, but holy shit some of these are unsufferable.

а вот если бы лежала на диване и ниче не делала☝️😃

it's been fucked for a while but now it feels FUCKED fucked.

not sure it's because of RDLs either, I might've raved a little bit too hard last Monday.

Thu: 3 sets of 100kg RDLs (new pb!)
Fri: knee fucked

I don't want to go back to work pls send help😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

can i take roids not to get swole but naturally confident and aggressive

I'm taking a week off work but I can't stop thinking about work. I'm so fucking anxious and tired. I hate to be ~in charge~ of things😔

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me casually hopping on instagram on Friday and realizing the bro flew from Austria to my fucking town

Going to a rave for the first time in gazillion years tonight, and it's one of my most favorite hitech psytrance artists😩🙏

my first >hitech psytrance< rave ever, too