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Back to work after a long weekend of debauchery in Montreal.

Be nice to me I’m trying a new style of pants tonight.

The hottest men are men who live in cities with mountains… walking on an incline is so in right now and mountains are the ultimate incline.

Thank you that makes me feel a lot better 🥺

Barely in Canada for three hours and I’m already eating poutine I’m doing great sweetie

Already feel like a dumb American not being able to speak French in Montreal.

Ready to find a Canadian husband this weekend.

Me: *saves $60 by taking the bus to the airport instead of an Uber*
Also me: *spends $60 on breakfast at the airport*

CRANK IT

OOO is onnn Montreal here I cummm 🇨🇦

Zara Larsson’s deluxe Girls Trip album will heal us all.

Ah yes it’s I-hope-no-one-sees-my-butt-sweat-when-I-stand-up weather 😎

So are you!

Spotify’s offices are in the same building as mine and I need to know what’s happening at their offices today!! There were drag queens at reception and their elevator banks were packed.

My new favorite thing is being able to confirm an appointment by replying OUI

Takes yummy to know yummy

I think about youuu, do you think about meee?

Today’s gonna be a gr8 day!

Really want a c**ty Slayyyter shirt for Gov Ball when I see the wor$t girl in America.

Highly recommend having *** on your lunch break.

I looove Dr. Joshua Wilges in midtown

Just used the word “discombobulated” send help

You get two (2) selfies today because the legs are legging.

Cannot stop listening to this song.

Sprung

My sister told me to text her when we’re 20 minutes away so she could put the chicken taquitos in the oven… that’s love.

That sounds like a perfect day

Grandma’s Easter tree 🐣🎄🐇

Oh I’m gonna need this!

Pastels for Easter travel? Groundbreaking.