"Me nipples are like bullets"

Ah. Hmm.

To be honest I may wait for another 150-200 sale as I'm missing a few of those, or a 200-275 one. I hope there's one of them soon.

Say what you will about the internet, it remains awesome that I can buy dinner for a friend who's having a shitty-ass day from halfway across the world

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MARTER

First and only answer so far!

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

If you had to choose between the Doctor or War 1&2 or the Quin Dilemma/Trials of a Time Lord bundle but couldn't afford both, which would you pick?

Blake. He looks at least forty to me

I'm sorry but I still refuse to believe this man is only seven

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Starting to wonder if Bernard works for him. Thinking Yes Minister. Very much British pronunciation of Bernard, for internationals

Too real in this house ;)

Gary would be like "you never cuddled me when you were sad" and I'd be like "while we broadly got on, that's mainly because you had a girlfriend, I wanted a girlfriend not a mostly amiable bald man, and you were a bit of an arsehole to me that time when I forgot my keys, Gary"

Wait… some people don’t have otters?

Twinsies!

Louise Jameson is in it too

Cthulhu, except it's Mr Blobby, with pink skin and yellow spots, shining green eyes, black eyelashes, wings, a tentacled face, red snout, and seal shaped body and flippers

Blobby Cthulhu from another angle, in direct sunlight

Blobby Cthulhu from another angle in direct sunlight

Finished polymer clay abomination.

"I have looked upon all the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me." - HP Lovecraft

There is merit in Gary, but I once shared a house with a Gary and it would be weird.

McDonald and Dodds quoting Doctor Who in the incidental music as a woman strides in to a room, says "it's smaller on the inside" and stares at Paul McGann in a suit.

CROSSOVER

Maybe. Something a bit more British I think. He has slightly Brian vibes but that's not quite it

Points for Tarka pun though. Something less posh

No. Tarquin smokes and leaves his lighter and school tie on the Douglas-Ramsey bus

Every home should have an Otter or two. He's small, round and quite a soft chonky boy. But he doesn't have a name yet. Suggestions welcome...

Not dirty, just like the Trion Data Core

I am fond of a bulbous bottom

It was plunged in to a soft moist grassy, muddy, area and then it wasn't - WAIT NOT EVERYTHING IS DIRTY MATTHIASTHEW I NEARLY DIED

Ok nearly everything is dirty, fair enough

(not little a little mini wooden stake by the way, I mean a proper twelve inch fat metal spike that landed quite near my sleeping head)

Avoiding a deadly tent peg and Wrestling a massive steel tent frame off a small sleeping tent, out of a tree and off and archery field at Hever Castle during Storm Katie felt like being in a storm in Pirates of the Caribbean or The Admiral or something. Ten years ago now, much back pain later.

Frank N Furter drawing

Happy 80th Tim

Just bored with it, found no real interest or connection in the characters. I'd have probably let it run if I was on my own but neither of us had any interest.

I am tempted to try WH just because I heard it was fun. Hamnet is devoid of fun.

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 in stamp duty, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should resign if she had “any moral decency”.

Now we learn he set up four shell companies that let him avoid paying £100,000 he owed in tax and to then transfer the cash to Reform