Valid.

neighbor: did you steal my trampoline
are robert
me:
accusations harmful

Too cute!! 🥰

Bluesky is if Twitter was not a PVP enabled zone.

Engagement-bait incoming (and a good excuse to get to know folks!) Post a gif of a character you like and tag some people to do the same:

@bartumbel69.bsky.social
@easymodestart.bsky.social
@katieandcatburger.bsky.social
@grimorae.bsky.social

🎵~I love bad bitches, that's my f@*kin' problem~🎵

Amazing!

Violent times are upon us.

My postmates delivery gal messaged “Long time no see! 🤣” and I am going to disappear into my shirt now tysm.

one of the pleasures of the 1990s was for your parents to get a computer and brag to everyone how good their kid is at the computer, and then ask you why you like the computer so much, and tell you to get off the fucking computer every day until you moved out

SAG-AFTRA Strike, explained

I’m going with ‘money is the problem.’

(Pagliacci intensifies)