**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. Эй, Влади, я думаю, мне следует баллотироваться на переизбрание в 2028 году. Hey vladi, I think I should run for re-election in 2028. Разве твоя конституция не запрещает это? Doesn't your constitution say you can't? Меня обманули, я снова баллотируюсь. I got cheated, I get to run again. А у тебя разве не неизлечимая болезнь лодыжек? Врачи дали тебе всего три недели до смерти? And don't you have terminal cankle disease? Doctors gave you like 3 weeks before you croak? Мне плевать! Я лучший, блядь, президент всех времен! Я, блядь, снова буду баллотироваться, понятно? I don't fucking care! I'm the best fucking president ever! I'm fucking gonna run again, OK? Хорошо, Дональд, я посмотрю, что смогу сделать, чтобы помочь твоему трупу в 2028 году. OK Donald, I'll see what I can do to help your corpse in 2028. OK THANKS FOR ATTENDING C-64 RUSSIAN CLASS! STAY SAFE! @THCBBS.BSKY.SOCIAL

It's Tuesday, Campers! Time for #C64 #Russian Class #83

Today Donald tells Vladi he's definitely running for re-election in 2028. Even Vladi knows that won't work but Donald isn't having it because the cankle disease has spread to his brain, so Vladi humors him.

Thanks for attending and stay safe!

When whole platoons have the flu we'll see what weakens the military. Kegsbreath needs to be impeached and imprisoned.

I'm saying this as a working tax-paying Canadian who still sees that the cons are the party of fraud and waste even when they are not even in power!

If the cons oust Poilievre because he's been fucking useless to them, and he resigns his seat in the Commons because fuck this shit, he should have to pay not only for the byelection to replace him but also for the one that got him his Alberta seat in the first place after he LOST Carleton.

Fuck your paywall. Pay for advertising like every other business, shitheads.

How will we know when The Onion has taken over Infowars? They're so over the top, how can we tell the difference between parody and the real Alex Jones?

I'm sure I saw this on Twitter before I quit the platform in 2024. Is she really reposting this or is it just still going around?

I have so much popcorn ready. I really want to see what happens when she files thousands of false police reports. Many of them against non US residents.

Mike does not love the Christian god. Don't even think of thinking that. He's a loyal double agent for the Other Side and the sooner the Church recognizes and calls that out the better.

I'm confused. Can you explain the difference between "cruel joke" and "filthy fucking lie?"

The first one seems not to capture the magnitude of the crime.

“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.”

Meanwhile, all of us doomscrolling social media...

\m/(><)\m/ METAL \m/(><)\m/

How it's going:

This makes my heart hurt.

That millions of Americans are militantly okay with this makes my heart hurt more.

This should be a scathing indictment of American moral culture but it's just another weekend to you people.

This is not climate change, this is climate *disruption*

The alarm bells cannot possibly get loud enough.

Mike: "Да, Путин — хороший парень."

Weed has been around for hundreds of decades. Laura needs to hit the bong.

Laura desperately needs - and dare I suggest wants - to get high.

Who? Their true spiritual leader, of course,

"The actual fucking Pope does not represent the Church, but I, a lay blowhard, do"

Someone's burning in Hell soon.

The Trump Org took money for vaporware. Quelle grand surprise.

Why did it take this long? Jim Benning and Mike Gillis were both fired as @nhlcanucks.bsky.social GMs for performing far better than Allvin did. And I still think dumping both of them was the right call too.

Next: Can Jim Rutherford just retire already?

I can 3D print it for 85 cents and it will work better.

Not naming any names, Shady, but if I were the Devil I would definitely try to turn Catholics away from the Pope.

It's spelled "should be allowed to live" not "has been arrested"

The vice president was there so they screened everyone for guns. This is everyone that was left.

Room would have been crammed if they would have let all the AR-15 packers in.

It's Tuesday and it's #C-64 #Russian class time!

Today, on the heels of the Hungarian bloodba... er... election, Donald offers Vladi political support back in Russia, not really reading the global room very well. Vladi understandably declines.

See you next week! Берегите себя, ребята!

Trump wants his base to forget he posted this. Be a dang shame if literally everyone on bsky who is still on Twitter reposted this in every MAGA echo chamber every day until he expires. Dang shame.