REPAIR BONUS

Get ready. It never stops being peak from here.

One of my favorite mangas handles its suggestive stuff in a realistic manner, only for the mangaka to turn around and post fanservice art she made of her own FMC. Streets is rough.

Guinness is GOATed. That’s good advertising in my eyes.

1v1 me on Guts homie.

Might have to copy your hair next time I get mine cut. I have about a 20/80 success rate of getting mine to cooperate and look similar to this atm.

“I know where you live.”
“Yeah! It’s called land!”

Here’s me figuring out how to do a handstand for the first time ever.

Learning that the RBY OU queen is into Bionicle just exponentially increased my appreciation of you.

(My username came from a now 15 year old Bionicle OC of mine)

I’m bad at JRPGs. But, I’d let you commandeer whatever system I have that could play Chrono Trigger.

I have an SNES Mini. You cool with Secret of Mana?

Hair people of BlueSky, I need input.

My hair is naturally fine and wavy, and I’ll always end up with little strands going all over the place if I don’t conditioner it into oblivion.

My question is, how do I do the “intentionally messy” look without looking like I haven’t showered in a month?

I love seeing stuff like this and laughing at it. Puffing out your chest and stomping your feet over what is or isn’t manly just makes you look less manly.

Got sick of going into work at 4 AM on an empty stomach, so I meal prepped a bunch of high protein breakfast burritos. I can reheat these quickly in the morning, which will be nice.

Top 5. Call me a red flag for liking DGD or whatever. Rap is slowly becoming my go-to genre anyways.

#spotifywrapped

Been wrestling training for two weeks, and here’s my progress on rolls. Not bad for being 27 and never having done anything athletic in my life prior.

This wrestling stuff ain’t easy. Banged the hell up after today especially, but I’m starting to put things together.

Words? You mean a word, FOR THE WORD OF THE DAY

Honest truth is that I don’t really use BlueSky enough to have an opinion on anybody I follow.

So in a sense, you’re technically correct. I don’t “like” you, but I also don’t dislike you.

We have some similar hobbies, so that’s cool. I’d like to chat more, so that maybe I can like you some day.

Photographic evidence of me in a wrestling ring (das me in the back in the blue shirt).

Shit hurts, but no turning back now. You’re gonna see me compete some day.

(Lousy screenshot of an IG story courtesy of my brother)

The cold has already been whooping my ass this season, and these look warm.

I oughtta find some long johns or something like this to wear underneath my jeans.

My thoughts on Day 1 of pro wrestling training:

I’m very stiff and uncoordinated. Basic bumps, lockups, rolls, and rope running are all so much harder than they look.

I’m in better shape than I thought I was.

We’re all just masochistic nerds and fans, and that’s pretty cool.

Tonight’s a big night for me. I’ll be attending my first pro wrestling training class.

I have no clue what I’m getting myself into, and I’m probably gonna get beat the hell up. Yet, even with the cynicism, I’m really excited.

Wish me luck in not dying tonight.

NGL when you mentioned you were getting your hair green, I was expecting more of a deeper forest green, but that’s just me. 💚

On this day 27 years ago, I was surgically removed from my mother. Or, to put it more simply, I was born. So I guess that’s cool.

Oh wow, these look like the MNOG art style. I’d bet these look nice in motion.

AEW allowing their women to go full throttle in hardcore matches has been spectacular. The two TayJay Street Fights are legendary.

Our team lead has a speaker set up in the back room and she allows us to suggest songs for it while we work.

I’m gonna start requesting post-hardcore songs until I get reprimanded for it.

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

Uh… I made a self-insert Bionicle OC about 15 years ago that I named “Celon”, and I’ve kinda been stuck with this as my screen name on everything ever since.

I don’t even have a completely built version of “Celon” anymore.

There is no significance behind the “549”.

Good shit. I about died during my workout today. Chest and arms are goobed.