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yeah that;s right

The time has come to replace POTUS with an LLM, at least after sundown, on the grounds that it would hallucinate less.

Can't tell the difference when somebody is speaking on the radio between rsux nostalgia and phone nostalgia. Unhelpfully, these are adjacent concepts.

Captain's log...

They were advised to use alternative waste management systems during toilet debug, which I understand to mean some bags stowed in a locker

Listening to Artemis 2 doing toilet tech support calls, as the bogs are shutting down after 20 seconds with a flashing amber fault light. We choose to go to the \oo, and do the other things, not because it is easy but because it is hard.

Who are these incredibly handsome men?

Every last one of my YouTube channels is doing an April 1st skit, and it is absolutely unbearable.

It took years for Vietnam to go this wrong

The price of everything, the value of nothing?

To think of the uncountable thousands of words I've wasted on how dangerous AI is when it meets human stupidity, when all that was needed was to point mutely at Matt Goodwin.

MattGPT. It's only funny because it's true. Prediction: on the road to the full Neil Oliver. No way back, no way to stop.

Even more worrying for naive road users is the small print towards the bottom middle here...

Voi e-bike rental has been in Edinburgh for six months. Just long enough for some ned to dump this in my porch...

Quite amazed how easily trans denialists slip into autism denial. I suppose once you get the taste for punching down, you crave variety in the diet.

Quite so. But we know that facts are anti-American so I feel churlish for even mentioning it

First ship sunk by torpedo since WW2? What a maroon...

JFK said he was a jelly doughnut.

Sometimes I wish I worked in cyber security with its treasure troves of esoterica... lolol.farm

Libel and IP law, I know. Or knew, anyway. Never touched crime, and you can't pin nuffink on me, copper.

I thought it was only sub judice after someone was charged? I am in Scotland, where the rules are different, so I could be confused. Also, I know little of this Mock the Week of which you speak.

Nobody can say the proletariat aren't represented in British politics. The latest MP is a plumber, and even the Prime Minister is a caretaker.

Let nothing evade your eyes

400th anniversary of John Dowland's death. First line of Gary Numan's first album is "Flow my tears, the new police song", nicked from Philip K Fixk's novel "Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said", itself lifted from Diwkand's Flow My Tears. That set my life course. Take no nonsense about appropriation.

Andrew pictured leaving police station following arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office The former prince has been pictured leaving a police station on Thursday evening, as police say searches in Norfolk have ended.

Hey Google, show me a man reviewing his life choices

Andrew pictured leaving police station following arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office - BBC News share.google/TCNa8cd2xUYF...

Probably under sedation.

Perhaps just his head on a stake then. It would be heritage compliant.

I think he'll be awarded the Most iInoble Order of the Cavity Wall Insulation.

THE BBC HAS ACTIVATED THE DIMBLEBY

I REPEAT: THE BBC HAS ACTIVATED THE DIMBLEBY

I hear they're making up the bed in the Little Princes' guest room in the Tower