Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

Listen, they are building concentration camps and threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people. There is not a single remotely legal tactic that is impermissible when it comes to stopping them.

R/conservative thread meltdown 🧵

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

whoever coined this should be given a ticker tape parade

gerrymandermogged

you have to press a button to call an employee to come unlock a second employee from a cage, who then unlocks the product with a key only they have

CVS and Walgreens checking if it's possible to put a product behind *two* locked cabinets

we all know I have no life, so:

the Boots Riley discourse on twitter isn't going far enough imo. if you're actually a leftist, you shouldn't even be *watching* movies and television. the only way to actually be a Marxist is to live in a big tank like a guild navigator in Dune so that you can spend 24 hours a day posting

John Young at Station 1 close to the rim of Plum Crater
#Apollo16 EVA 1
April 21, 1972

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I couldn't help myself

An onion will do well for such a shift

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

didn't the first Minions movie go to some lengths to establish that the Minions were entombed in a cave in Antarctica for most of the 20th century to avoid certain Awkward Questions

anyways so much for that

Malort in tomodachi life

chicago best city in the world

Photos and Feelings from Artemis II To commemorate Artemis II, Space Scout compiled photos and testimonials from our team members about this historic spaceflight.

The Space Scout team shares our unique perspective on the historic Artemis II mission. Read more from the team:
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went looking for this on the evil app for archival purposes and it finally occurred to me to just check if the author is here on this app and has posted it here and i'm so delighted to present to you all one of the greatest posts of all time:

how is this literally happening in real life

TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear
🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman
📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon

Metra Electric what the fuck are we doing here truly

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

comic panel about woody guthrie singing an anti-sea monster song

new Kraken Busters: today we learn why the strip is called "The Kraken Busters."

Also: for the first time, a Kraken Busters installment with an audio companion piece

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#comicoop

An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.

I can therefore enthusiastically recommend this article.

www.vice.com/en/article/a...

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen