Sorry if this comes off as mean

Cool. Asinine, since we Californians will have no power in replacing Chuck, which was what this conversation was about, but I am happy that you finally figured out what was even going on in the conversation you were taking part in. That gives me a modicum of hope for the future 🙃

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
DO. YOU. MEAN?
Why are you bringing up California at all?

We have nothing to do with his seat, wtf do you mean

Respectfully, fuckin resign, you worthless piece a shit.

Heard, chef

You can't touch this

Why does he say he toured "from London to the Bay?" Maybe the tour started in London, but he lived in Oakland. Any trip starts there. The lyric should be:

I toured around the world
From the Bay to London Town
It's "Hammer!" "Go Hammer!" "MC Hammer!" "Yo Hammer!"
"We're glad that you're around!"

Peanut butter is one word don't write one word

LAPD in their Chicago 1968 bag

Ruben Salazar, 1970

"Life shits all over you, like you're a statue in a bird sanctuary." #BigMouth

I mean, if you're trying to hang on to some of those Elon simps, that's as legitimate a strategy as any

We need to get @jadomian.bsky.social and @therealtony.bsky.social Elon v Trump Battle rolling YESTERDAY. I'm first in line for tickets.

Wow. Friendship was possibly even more crazy than I expected. Top shelf. It could have been an "I Think You Should Leave" movie, honestly, it was so thematically on point with that show. And it was only like 1.5hrs! 10/10 No notes.

What is the "cream of" soup nomenclature about? How is it cream OF chicken? Are you trying to tell me that a chicken produced that cream? I have cream, Greg, can you of soup me?

Where are you getting rage?

Or maybe they do! Who the fuck knows. Goodnight.

For most people it's just a basic fact of life. And they don't torturously piece a playlist together over two years or so, listening to the best songs over, and over again, until they become unlovable.

I think my only discernible skill is making mixtapes. And I always think the most recent one is the best, until I listen to the older ones. The fact is just that I'm in love with my own taste in music, and that is not actually a skill at all.

I don't really gamble, but I'd like to see what kind of odds Pete Rose is giving for Pete Rose's chances of making the Hall of Fame this year

Even though no one is reading these things, it seems someone is reading these things, because Colin Jokes has appeared in the cold open sketch two weeks in a row now 🤔

That being said, I find it hilarious that the Saturday Night movie from last year is on Netflix, but not available to commercial-tier subscriptions. Feels very appropriately Lorne.

I haven't had a "my cast" SNL cast since I was in high school. But the last couple seasons have really felt like My Cast. I love these kids, and many of them I've been following since before they got the show. And they consistently make me ”laugh aloud” as the people say. Great Job.

I've had "Your Wildest Dreams" by the Moody Blues stuck in my head for like a week now, and somehow I've managed to (barely) hold on to my will to live. There should be a parade or a statue for heroes like me.

Rewatching #Archer and I love that if you start Googling "TV's M," the first suggestion is TV's Michael Gray.

Don't use Skyrizi™️ if you're allergic to Skyrizi™️

Do not take Ebglyss™️ if you are allergic to Ebglyss ™️

What I'm Talking About When I'm Talking About Duke

When did the tradition start that if you're an Update anchor you don't ever appear in any sketches? #SNL