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I booed some Ravens fans as we drove by them so I’ve done my fan service to the cause.

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I’ve spoken to exactly 2 people today and both of them were wearing super cute glasses and they complimented mine too. #GeminiVenus stuff.

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I’m at AGH for a neurologist appointment. Traffic was fine on the North Side.

The casino is charging $250 for parking.

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Venus enters Gemini. Beauty is everywhere, but it’s fleeting.

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I also have my own way of doing math. It’s called Being Wrong.

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My cat is such a fierce predator that she has to cry to her mommy for breakfast.

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I need a Fixed Star astrologer.

Vega appears to be rising with my natal Sun and culminating with my natal Moon, but I’m new and that sounds like I’m reading this wrong?

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No ☹️

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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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Investigations and arrests coming for putting in the paper that the FBI Director’s nickname is Trashed Patel.

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A scrapbook style collage of Melania Trump wearing jackets alla spalla with a question that asks “What does Melania Trump have against sleeves?” with other scraps that read “European Style” “this is America” and “ELITIST”

A scrapbook style collage of Melania Trump wearing jackets alla spalla with a question that asks “What does Melania Trump have against sleeves?” with other scraps that read “European Style” “this is America” and “ELITIST”

My horoscope said I wasn’t unhappy, I’m just bored.

So I hopped on Canva to vent my complaints about how Melania Trump wears jackets.

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I also can't believe what's going on, but I can't say I didn't see it coming.
astrologyuncensored.substack.com/p/blunt-forc...

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Tocchet has been here before.

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That’s my Get In Shape, Girl ribbon from 1987.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I honestly said the exact same thing first. Or it’ll be Chef John.

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I literally used the words “mask comes off” to describe this week. 👀

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Blunt Force Reality Week Ahead Forecast for April 19–25, 2026

It’s only Monday, you guys. Get your hopium for the rest of the week here:
open.substack.com/pub/astrolog...

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Astrology, you say? Never heard of her. 🙄
Get the full breakdown for the week:
astrologyuncensored.substack.com/p/blunt-forc...

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Tiny pink fuzzy mic

Easier for improving audio on your phone.

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Mercury is besieged until 6:15 p.m. Eastern time today.

Expect impulsive and irrational actions (or reactions) likely involving delays, restrictions, blockades, or obstacles.

You will be frustrated. Acceptance is the best medicine.

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I’m on TikTok so you can follow me there. If you want. I mean, if you even care.

www.tiktok.com/@jenny2heart...

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Blunt Force Reality Week Ahead Forecast for April 19–25, 2026

What happened with that Iranian ship is probably the most literal development of this Mars-Saturn conjunction dynamic.

Read what happens next here:
open.substack.com/pub/astrolog...

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Blunt Force Reality Week Ahead Forecast for April 19–25, 2026

What happened with that Iranian ship is probably the most literal development of this Mars-Saturn conjunction dynamic.

Read what happens next here:
open.substack.com/pub/astrolog...

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Alcyone up to it's tricks with this conjunction of Venus and Uranus at 29 Taurus on Thursday.

Related: wtf

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MAGA doesn't have to worry about what radicalized anyone to the left. They're just so hubristic that sanity, that general common sense and decency, is too liberal for them.

I hate it here.

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I'm not Catholic, and I am certainly aware of the problematic nature of Catholicism.

That said, how arrogant do you have to be to go on TV and tell the Pope that he's wrong about theology?

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Are you feeling the heat of this Mars-Saturn conjunction? I bet you are, and you’re not the only one.

The details: astrologyuncensored.substack.com/p/blunt-forc...

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It’s so weird how they think we don’t know they’re lying.

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Jenny Duceour (@jennyduceour) That cracking of your skull isn’t a frying pan hitting you in the face. It’s reality. The week ahead reveals the plot. Here are my thoughts on what to expect, how to handle the Mars-Saturn conjunctio...

That cracking of your skull isn’t a frying pan hitting you in the face. It’s reality.

The week ahead reveals the plot. Here are my thoughts on what to expect from the Mars-Saturn conjunction, and the Uranus-Gemini, plus a lot more. 👽🛸
substack.com/@jennyduceou...

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Jenny Duceour (@jennyduceour) That cracking of your skull isn’t a frying pan hitting you in the face. It’s reality. The week ahead reveals the plot. Here are my thoughts on what to expect, how to handle the Mars-Saturn conjunctio...

That cracking of your skull isn’t a frying pan hitting you in the face. It’s reality.

The week ahead reveals the plot. Here are my thoughts on what to expect from the Mars-Saturn conjunction, and the Uranus-Gemini, plus a lot more. 👽🛸
substack.com/@jennyduceou...

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