Buying Vampire Crawlers was a mistake...
"I'm not really into deck builders or dungeon crawlers. So I'll probably return this after an hour."
That was 8 hours ago.
I have half the achievements.
My eyes hurt.
My mouth is dry.
I miss my wife...
10/10
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Now I need just need a name for the mech...
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"Lord Kandor Sol, I pray, give me the strength to see these people through the upcoming darkness."
Following the awakening of Agaman Licast, the world faces a calamity; the likes of which has not been seen for millennia.
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Gobussy Succussy doesnβt matter both are fine!
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Ye, but it fun to say! And is only one syllable! Gish! Gish! Gish! Gish! Gish!
"But I don't want utility! I want to be fighter, but with magic." :V
Gish is more fun to say :V
Achaekek poppin' out with The Doohickey
I couldn't remember Erastil's name, so I just called him "The Shinzo Abe God" and everyone knew who I was talking about :V
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My favorite part about finding out that fan servers for the 3ds games exist is that I can load up smash 4 and find someone who has clearly not stopped playin' that game for the last 11 years.
My ass is tryin' to find the muscle memory to do tilts on the dinky 3ds analog stick :V
Now THAT is a pilot profile!
Fabula Ultima Schooled Haze Ep. 11: Shipping and Shopping!
After a few days of travel and a harrowing Dune-esc experience, our party finally has time to relax a little! Now in town, the class gets some downtime for shopping and maybe a little romance~
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Safe to say, Ardanie if you're out there, all 400+ of your pokemon have been safely put into my HOME before restart.
GOD, your punk ass Dewott has been banished to every level of hell at once.
There's somethin' funny about buyin' used pokemon games. They're either chock full of pokemon and memories, with a lot of love and care put into them years ago.
Or they're named GOD and only played for an hour on Christmas day 2012 :V
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Less a problem at my table than in the space generally, but I feel like people refuse to play roleplaying games as games? Like, do we need to obfuscate the mechanics as much as possible and treat picking up dice as some terrible intrusion into the "immersion"?
Starfinder 2e Speedrun Tip: If you do a Computers check and then Stride twice without leaving your square (Stride says "up to"), you'll NoClip to the ORC license and can finish the entire adventure in one round!
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Also my ass is always stuck between either wanting my character to be like, the boogeyman to evil. Like how the Spartans were to the Elites in Halo.
Or just some ordinary bish who got caught up in some bullshit and is just kinda there now :V
"Oh boy, here I go making a strong yet agile woman with a bastard sword and free hand again!"
I love that there's 30+ classes now, with neigh infinite ways to make and play a cool and fun character.
And ya girl can't stop going back to "bitch with sword" for every character :V
Lol yeah! There's so many options! But my groups all give me a knowing look whenever a new game is gonna start :V
"I'ma be an Animist this time!"
"Oh really?!?"
"Yeah! She's got a cursed sword that possesses her when combat starts!"
"Of course..."
Yooooo tail strangle? That sounds peam!
I always forgor that there's shield augmentation as an option! I always opt for a free hand 'cause am a hoe for grappling', lol
Yeah, but then I'd have to be a huge nerd instead of a hot jock :V
Real! I'm like, damn, I can give my hot monk lady a sword :V
Yeyeyeye! Lighting strikes and it lights up the end of an alley way and yer just standin' there ominously :V