I met a baby named ‘Jerry’ the other day

The matrix getting lazy. I swear the same guy spawned 3 times on my way to work. Put some effort into the character designs come on

Once again wishing it was acceptable to ask someone if they know about the autism that I can tell we both have

Cunty asexual pony-sona

I find letting go of things to be the greatest challenge. I avoid endings. Often the tv and books I love the most I leave unfinished right before the end. If I don’t turn the page, it isn’t over yet

I think the best way to describe my face blindness is by telling you that Ben Stiller, Nicholas cage, Christian Bale, and Jeffrey Goldblum are all the same guy to me

weed is crazy coz like how does a plant make family guy good

in my opinion the easiest way to figure out where you parked is to see your car in the spot you left it

Next time a man hits on me I’m just going to blurt out “I collect dead bugs”

*watching exciting ending of action movie

Wow, I wonder how they keep those floors so shiny?

Too often I walk through a door and find myself doing a ‘Dexter spin’

i hope you ate, took your meds, drank water, and told someone no nicely today

I find it incredibly difficult to actually share myself and my work. I have the want as well as security in who I am and what I create. I have less skill in existing within view

It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.

I thought we successfully killed the wasp nest in the window but I just saw a very much live and content wasp bringing in some fresh sticks so looks like we were wrong

😋

Forgot being outside where you can only see and hear nature is so good
Need to always go outside

blueprint and brainstorm as anime characters that are in love with each other blueprint: “you’re so pretty” brainstorm: “you’re so pretty” blueprint: “aw thank you” brainstorm: “aw thank you”

a drawing of blueprint and brainstorm from balatro facing each other and making heart shapes with their hands

i kind of love the blueprint/brainstorm ship in balatro

And underneath that is the autism //not h8, am autistic

Time for some relationship advice They don't want you to know about!

You can customize your relationships, no need to do them the way society expects you to!

Don't have to follow rules set by any specific subculture either.

Relationships are very customizable and that's really cool!

a dingo ate my will to live

She said she loved me after 2-3 weeks of knowing me but felt nothing when she broke up with me and blocked me after 5 months. I don’t know if she did ever love me. I love her still anyways.

Collect physical media!!

a proud father of an enormous rutabaga. brother shrew's gonna win so many awards at the annual monastery garden festival

shrewtabaga

Me every evening

me [noticing the guy behind me in line only has one item]: you can go ahead of me

magician [pulling an entire shopping cart from his sleeve]: hey thanks

GHOST IN THE SHELL (1995)

i never thought id love a boxing vampire but now im down for the count