Keep the magic flowing, handsome writer!

Marge does NOT get it. She enabled all this bullshit to happen.

She can suck it.

Foreskin. Always foreskin.

I’d love to hang out with you sometime!

It’s Barron making a fortune off this.

Don’t skip!
Post you in another country

Spain 🇪🇸

I thought for a hot minute you were going to take a dump on that plate. 🫣🫣🫣

I’ve no idea who that is but I LOVE Glasgow!

Get it, Daddy!!

Biggest let down EVER!!

Ah stop- you make my balls tingle every time.

Caitlyn, he used you. You are nothing but the wrapping paper after Christmas to him.

Go fuck yourself.

As long as blood runs through my veins, I’ll torment you, Tucker.

Sorry doesn’t cut it anymore- you knew what you were doing, you knew you were lying, yet you did it anyway and now look.

To sum up: cry me a river, dickface; and go fuck yourself.

1001% accurate

I pronounce the argument that Americans need guns to protect us from a tyrannical government officially dead. Kaput. We're living under a tyrannical government and the only people suffering from gun violence are innocent children and civilians. No one's using them against this government.

Especially you and your penis

Mine too! Off for a week now.

Go ahead, MAGA Michelle Meathead- file away.

You and your loser MAGAts can suck the juice out of my dog’s ass right now.

WAAAAAAAAANT

It’s obvious it’s Barron Trump doing this at the behest of his piece of shit father.

That sounds kinda hot

Work your magic!

You sure that’s a budgy? From the size, I’d say it’s ostrich sized.

It’d be rude not too!

Ooh! This totally would make my neurodivergence purr…

Knit me a scarf from that bush so I can have your musk around me at all times

Lads, this is fake- he didn’t post this at all. It’s AI- Google it and you’ll see it been debunked.

He said you should come over so I can eat your ass.

True story.

I take it show and tell time will be a thing?

So do I!