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Posts by Brittany Woods

Itโ€™s 4:26am. And Iโ€™m awake.

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devotional statue of Mary Magdalen in a cubicle completely covered in monitors, keyboards, circuit boards, cables and assorted other computer paraphernalia

devotional statue of Mary Magdalen in a cubicle completely covered in monitors, keyboards, circuit boards, cables and assorted other computer paraphernalia

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

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Did some things over the past few weeks! Was a fun ride!

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Nathen with a box of fucks

Nathen with a box of fucks

My handful of fucks

My handful of fucks

I love that @nathenharvey.bsky.social is making sure we all have enough fucks to give

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Believe it or not, โ€œminor delays due to train cancellationsโ€ is not a useful status. Tell me why theyโ€™re cancelled!

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This week Iโ€™m at QCon learning things instead of speaking about things! If youโ€™re here, say hi!

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After a small social media sabbatical, Iโ€™m back!

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Can someone explain to me why the Kansas City Chiefs canโ€™t pay to renovate their own stadium?

*Not actually looking for an explanation. I know why and itโ€™s ridiculous.

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Convinced the stretch on the Elizabeth line between Ealing Broadway and Paddington is actually purgatory. How does it take so long?

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Please stop calling technology work โ€œsexyโ€ or โ€œunsexyโ€.

Itโ€™s gross.

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Such a rad event! Tech Show London is quickly becoming my favorite event of the year. Inclusive, engaging, and incredibly rewarding.

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Hi! They arenโ€™t posted on the Tech Show site, but Iโ€™m happy to send over a PDF! I will see if I can attach here in a private message

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Only a couple weeks until Iโ€™m in London (my favourite city!) for DevOpsLive! Cannot wait!

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Phones now have 48+ megapixel cameras.

I hate that everyone has decided that means they should use grainy and fuzzy filters on their pictures and videos for that โ€œvintageโ€ aesthetic.

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Seems suspicious. But either way, if Iโ€™m not following those accounts, and if Iโ€™m not consuming other Trump/Vance content - I most definitely donโ€™t want it pushed to the top of my feed constantly. And Iโ€™m in IRELAND. Even more reason to not push to me.

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On inauguration day, I got an update on Instagram that triggered a โ€œpay โ‚ฌ7.99 for us to not use your data for sponsored content or continue using for free and weโ€™ll use your dataโ€ popup. Ever since, the TOP POST on my feed when I open the app is POTUS or VP. I unfollowed before the inauguration ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Very excited to share I will once again be participating in Tech Show London as part of DevOpsLive! This year I am excited to be a part of the Building Strong Foundations panel discussing DevOps culture.

Canโ€™t wait to see everyone on the 12th and 13th of March, 2025!

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Did it! Had a great keynote and subsequent session. Overall DevOpsCon Munich has been great so far. Definitely canโ€™t wait til the next one.

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DevOpsCon Munich is today!!

T-Minus a few minutes until kickoff.

Let the sharing and learning commence!

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The Hiltonโ€™s keep their millions in part by skimping on the beds in their hotels without a doubt. Just looked at why our bed felt like laying on a board and itโ€™s literally a boxspring with a thin fiber-fill topper. ๐Ÿคฃ

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Landed in Munich for DevOpsCon!

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Just booked our tickets to see Arsenal Women take on Tottenham in February! Excited for the match and to spend some time back in London. Canโ€™t wait!

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So does this mean you _had_ a single fuck, but no longer do?

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Donโ€™t be afraid to take some time for yourself these next few days. Itโ€™s okay to not be okay.

Take a step back.
Breath.

๐Ÿ’™

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Just 1 month until I speak at DevOpsCon Munich! Iโ€™ll be doing a session and a keynote on Tuesday December 3rd. Hope to see some familiar faces there!

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Several new tattoos today!

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Godddd somehow the recesses of my mind forgot he existed

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Election season is hard.
I know Iโ€™m privileged that it feels less hard (but still terrifying) this year after moving abroad.
Sending โค๏ธ to my US friends and hope youโ€™re faring well!

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I need this motivation!!

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