Itโs 4:26am. And Iโm awake.
Posts by Brittany Woods
devotional statue of Mary Magdalen in a cubicle completely covered in monitors, keyboards, circuit boards, cables and assorted other computer paraphernalia
Our Lady of Perpetually Online
Did some things over the past few weeks! Was a fun ride!
Nathen with a box of fucks
My handful of fucks
I love that @nathenharvey.bsky.social is making sure we all have enough fucks to give
Believe it or not, โminor delays due to train cancellationsโ is not a useful status. Tell me why theyโre cancelled!
This week Iโm at QCon learning things instead of speaking about things! If youโre here, say hi!
After a small social media sabbatical, Iโm back!
Can someone explain to me why the Kansas City Chiefs canโt pay to renovate their own stadium?
*Not actually looking for an explanation. I know why and itโs ridiculous.
Convinced the stretch on the Elizabeth line between Ealing Broadway and Paddington is actually purgatory. How does it take so long?
Please stop calling technology work โsexyโ or โunsexyโ.
Itโs gross.
Such a rad event! Tech Show London is quickly becoming my favorite event of the year. Inclusive, engaging, and incredibly rewarding.
Hi! They arenโt posted on the Tech Show site, but Iโm happy to send over a PDF! I will see if I can attach here in a private message
Only a couple weeks until Iโm in London (my favourite city!) for DevOpsLive! Cannot wait!
Phones now have 48+ megapixel cameras.
I hate that everyone has decided that means they should use grainy and fuzzy filters on their pictures and videos for that โvintageโ aesthetic.
Seems suspicious. But either way, if Iโm not following those accounts, and if Iโm not consuming other Trump/Vance content - I most definitely donโt want it pushed to the top of my feed constantly. And Iโm in IRELAND. Even more reason to not push to me.
On inauguration day, I got an update on Instagram that triggered a โpay โฌ7.99 for us to not use your data for sponsored content or continue using for free and weโll use your dataโ popup. Ever since, the TOP POST on my feed when I open the app is POTUS or VP. I unfollowed before the inauguration ๐ฌ
Very excited to share I will once again be participating in Tech Show London as part of DevOpsLive! This year I am excited to be a part of the Building Strong Foundations panel discussing DevOps culture.
Canโt wait to see everyone on the 12th and 13th of March, 2025!
Did it! Had a great keynote and subsequent session. Overall DevOpsCon Munich has been great so far. Definitely canโt wait til the next one.
DevOpsCon Munich is today!!
T-Minus a few minutes until kickoff.
Let the sharing and learning commence!
The Hiltonโs keep their millions in part by skimping on the beds in their hotels without a doubt. Just looked at why our bed felt like laying on a board and itโs literally a boxspring with a thin fiber-fill topper. ๐คฃ
Landed in Munich for DevOpsCon!
Just booked our tickets to see Arsenal Women take on Tottenham in February! Excited for the match and to spend some time back in London. Canโt wait!
So does this mean you _had_ a single fuck, but no longer do?
Donโt be afraid to take some time for yourself these next few days. Itโs okay to not be okay.
Take a step back.
Breath.
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Just 1 month until I speak at DevOpsCon Munich! Iโll be doing a session and a keynote on Tuesday December 3rd. Hope to see some familiar faces there!
Several new tattoos today!
Godddd somehow the recesses of my mind forgot he existed
Election season is hard.
I know Iโm privileged that it feels less hard (but still terrifying) this year after moving abroad.
Sending โค๏ธ to my US friends and hope youโre faring well!
I need this motivation!!