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Posts by Elrod Durango
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9:22 a.m. Friday morning. Liberty and Mathilda, big black pickup, a work truck, sweet and sour smell of marijuana trailing from rolled-down windows. 90 decibels-plus: “Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm … Once there was this girl who—wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room..”
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sinners has the potent ambiguity of that one michael bay + meatloaf video. spooky and deep and it leaves you asking big moral questions. "what won't i do for love?"
“If Trump is a guy holding a smoking gun and standing next to a bullet-riddled body on Fifth Avenue, then Booker is the cop saying, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa — before I do anything, I want to hear your side of the story.””
USA = “finally being run like a business”
delegitimized social security, NIH, HUD, etc. = asset allocation
massive tax cuts (funded by layoffs & tariffs) = happy investors
furloughed workers, measle-stricken & cold, amble around malls, looking for jobs at KB toys = expanded margins
common cure for nasopharyngitis …
when i have a psychotic break and do awesome news breaking crimes, i hope all the good people scroll thru my Twitter and say “nice tweets, guy”
Erin and I were at this game tonight. a bushy-eyed 20somethin’ hit the shot from half court. $10 k!!! the crowd goes wild.
the announcer asks him, “real quick. what are you gonna spend your money on?”
“health insurance,” he says.
can't put my finger on it ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG83...
they love him so much. it seemed to me the pain is the point. gives trump fans a a unique and ascetic way to express their pride and devotion. thank christ that bullet missed
sweaty boredom in a sunbaked field with nothing but warm bottle water (free), paper thin hamburgs ($15), and access to an endless bazaar of Trump-themed paraphernalia — hours and hours of shadeless waiting and suppressed mewling—and
weird that my quote made into this story since we left before the shooting happened — lol — all I saw was …
* this guy
still can’t believe this almost did it!
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erin and i left probably about 20 mins before trump got on stage. in erin’s words as we left: “it’s too hot and depressing to see so many people in such various stages of heat stroke and disrepair.”
missed the assassination attempt. kinda torn. woulda been cool to see history. but from where were standing, was hard to see anything.
i'm going to a trump rally in Butler today. haven't thought too hard about it. kind of a lark. I mean ... if I don't think he's on their level, but if had the chance to see Hitler or moussilani IRL back in the day, I think I'd want to see it. So... shoulder shrug. gonna check it out.
everytime i play around in canva, i get a little carried away... but anyway this is my plan to save "democracy" or whatever we're calling it ... it's as good as any other
I think the ratings on a show like this would do very good and you'd re-energize a lot of voters. joe feels important. you troll Donald Trump. reality tv is the future of politics. why wait?
if the dems really want to win (a big if) -- they should take that $220 million in campaign funds that Biden spoke about last night and sink it into a reality tv show called "sorcerer's apprentice." hosted by joe & kamala. The goal? joe helps kamala choose the next vp ... shenangigans ensue!
i am so borrrrrrrrrred
hey there, you lazy, scared idiot. worry less. do more. knock on doors for dementia joe. … or else “project 2025” will tear your dick off, and then who will be “worried,” brother?
gavin newsom “volunteer” sent me a text … “worry less, do more” is a hell of a slogan. lol
i mean … low hanging fruit, i know but man. how come everybody calls this a fairly painless procedure?
got a vasectomy today and gotta say … that shit sucks balls
my choice is to replace Joe Biden on the ticket?
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“Dolphins” by Fred Neil is a perfect song. it’s beautiful and weird and dark and hopeful. gonna be my summer anthem
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