That’s more like it.

Though I don’t trust your lack of snark.

Thanks!

I am not big on competitions, and ‘’mostly’ confident enough not to care, but it does feel good to get in.

The whole series:
ebentually.com/033125-big-o...

We want boston! #sixers

Rocks composition.

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog.

Phillies esque.

Dear apple, great UI…

My April illustration newsletter.
Some news, some arts, an open studios save the date...all sorts of good stuff.

Oh, and here's a bee.

mailchi.mp/87f60dac09dd...

“Right now, only water plants need to be afraid”

iPad doodle.

Ur, “can I have the fax number for ap?”

Call the main number and ask for accounts payable. Ollllllld school.

Start sending angry faxes directly to accounts payable.

Trying to somehow cope with his horribleness, but it's all terrifying, callous, depressing, idiotic, ego driven, heartless...it just goes on.

"magic 8ball"
Getting to the bottom of the president’s decision making process.

eben.com/new-yorker-8...

Please also fire incompetent and terrible men.

David Cooper

David Elmo Cooper

davidcooperart.com

'Opening Day Allergies'
Unpublished cover concept for The New Yorker
Yes, i drew the @mets.com, but they can eat all the snot...go @phillies.com!

Justin Crawford is batting 1.000, and they weren’t sure if his game would translate. #phillies

I guess it’s easier to hit baseballs far when you don’t have the weight of modern-neo-global-imperialism on your back.

I still don’t get why adobe hates artists.

new york times / mascots — alex eben meyer / illustration illustration portfolio of alex eben meyer

That time i was commissioned by the New York Times to draw all 68 mascots for the NCAA tournament...and then the pandemic shutdown the world. #marchmadness

eben.com/new-york-tim...

Those quarter pounders with cheese just don't taste so sweet anymore.

I said joy, I did not say happy.

This brings joy to my cynical asshole Philly self.

You got this!

Excited to see who’s the next evil incompetent underlings.