Nu phone, who dis

Are Seth Rollins’s eyes AI generated?

The Advocate, really going out on a limb there

No one makes scarier toolboxes than WWE

McIntyre/Fatu. Excuse me while I enjoy some big men slapping beef

IShowSpeed is not worthy of an announcer table destruction

0 stars in the Tokyo Dome

That is correct

Ooooh, The Vision got a curtain

Assuming that’s Brody King from AEW

Credit where credit is due, Punk calling him Pat MAGAfee was first class trolling

This crowd is just dead

The WrestleMania vibes are just…dead…

EEEEEXXXXIT LIGHT!!!

I say this as an Indiana grad - Rondale Moore was one of my all time favorite players. Made up for a lot of Purdue sins. RIP

Yeah, at this point if you’re enthusiastically supporting this stuff, I feel the need to ask what’s wrong with you. It’s clearly getting dangerous, and I don’t know why people whose living does not depend on it are excited about it

If Kraft ever tried disciplining Vrabel, he could just say I learned it from watching you

So 30 minutes after the stock markets open

I’m not nearly as concerned with reporters that knew but didn’t have enough to go with on a story (because they have journalistic integrity and can’t just go off rumors) as I am about people in the party that it was an open secret with and didn’t do shit

Good lord, we want to do McGrath again?

1. Gordon Lighfoot

2. I feel like Ethiopian would make them the most uncomfortable. Why are there Ace bandages on this plate, wait I use them for utensils?

3. Geography prison. I got nothing

And eggs were really expensive. Kind of

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Damn, how are we going to manage

Exactly. God forbid anyone have fun in trumpworld

But what if he just wanted to talk about Kit Kat heists?

That is an incredible band name

Who else is going to tell you about the virtues of virginal actresses?

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