do not justify my obsessive procrasticleaning!!!

This is the definition of beautiful writing. Short and well worth it.

Thank you so much 🥰

💜💜

Why does the thumbnail have to be my whole dang face tho

This is a piece I wrote very early on in the process of putting together my current manuscript and I’m really very happy that it’s found a home in a journal I love a lot

THE HUMORS by Kimberly Quiogue Andrews 1.  Today I am thinking about the difference between illness and predisposition, or personality. Or rather the dissolution of difference, the becoming-illness of the disposition. If, as Aristo…

Good morning; I have a piece of writing up in Four Way Review today if you would care to have a look at the way I think about sadness

fourwayreview.com/the-humors-b...

It’s like Robert Frost said:
I’ve got shit to do before I sleep
And more shit to do before I sleep

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

New roommate: ok, the ground rules-

Me: yeah dude, the ground fuckin rocks

New roommate: rule 1 - no more of that

Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"

One of the most important arguments @annieabrams.bsky.social has made: don't cede books to the political right.

Unfortunately, the lack of a progressive answer to the reactionary rhetoric is because we've done just that, but it doesn't have to stay that way!

I refuse to believe that these folks have never heard this song before but whatever, it’s delightful

This goes triply true for university websites:

THIS is the technology the people want. stop trying to summarize my emails for me and give me an in-home pasta printer

The replies to this are the funniest series of things I’ve seen on this website

Wanted to share the concluding paragraphs of Hampshire President Jenn Chrisler's closure announcement. "We remain unwavering in our belief that the experience a Hampshire College education provides is exactly what the world needs."

I have my (significant) quibbles with this book, but Wellmon and Reitter’s /Permanent Crisis/ addresses precisely this dis/re-enchantment tension in the context of the early German research university (and, by association, today’s humanities)

(Entering an academic's office) Wow. Have you read all these tabs?

Peent!

Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II

I have read the NYT profile of my favorite skin suit body horror woman and it’s literally just boring. Nevertheless, I cannot stop looking at pictures of her. She’s like the Saw guy melded with 1991-vintage Pam Anderson.

And for thick hair, “some amount of time” is like four fucking hours. I’m the lady doing math meme every time I want to wash my hair

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

The other thing is that in a gig economy there is no degree that promises a good career anymore, not because you should have studied computer science or social media management instead of history or Russian literature, but because there are no careers

this is an exceptionally pleasing tweet to choose to parse literally

The middle-grade “Bea Wolf” translates it as “Hey WAIT!” which I have always kind of loved.