What is a Phillips Headstart?

hi this is the real John Fetterman here, fuck Israel

Ate her ass so good she left skid marks down my throat

I’m going to have a grandma seizure

fent

DCA has the best floors for seasoning sandwiches 😋

ICYMI: I am so honored to announce I maid my professional righting debut with my new book and memoir UNFETTERED, coming out 11.11.25! Can’t wait to share with you all.

Don’t tell Netanyahu, but I threw that silver beeper / pager “gift” he gave me in the trash lmfao. Such a stupid ass gift to give someone

Who are The Black Eyed Peas?

Who is me?

al green is the only person in congress as far as im concerned. everyone else can suck my nuts off

What’s Cappuchicago?

Who is House, M.D.?

What is Port-au-Potty, Haiti?

Who is Lack Sparrow?

Who is Silly-Rose Depp?

Who is Mew Kids on the Block?

What is Prune-eau, Alaska?

Who is Equestriandrew Jackson?

Actually you know what hell yeah, fuck me. I’m a total piece of shit

PA Senator John Fetterman will NOT be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th ‼️

Wow hello to all my new followers. Why is literally everyone all of a sudden following me lol

DanDaDan is also a god tier series. That is all.

Dropped a fat porcelain-melting log in the toilet this morning. Thanksgiving dinner was worth it though!

oh hell yeah

Who up giving their thanks ⁉️

Happy Thanksgiving I’m thankful for the Mr. Beast Box from Zaxby’s

swole garfield "monday again no problem"

I love Little Seizures pizza!! 😋

Calling it now: Elon is going to buy MSNBC and immediately re-name it something absolutely stupid like Memes and Silly News for Big Chungus.