Ideal obviously wouldn’t have homeless

I’d go with current or in between

He just says numbers, man, none of it is math

Who should pay for the medical care of those pets?

When I was in j school we had a whole class on millages

Nope they shouldn’t have pets or nope you don’t believe that?

Do you believe homeless people shouldn’t have pets?

By the way, your six-digit verification code is 179823

Since I have and will probably continue to reference New Republic columbist Toby Buckle’s compass of anti-Trump factions I should probably explain what it is, why I find it helpful despite rejecting many of Buckle’s conclusions, answers to others’ likely objections and other observations on it. 1/

No, percentages are asymmetric, which is why a 10% decrease followed by a 10% increase is 99% of the original

Same, but I also do this while driving

His dad John left quite a legacy.

"The Left and Right need to unite and fight for [My Niche Issue On Which They Do Not Agree On]" is an inexplicably common fantasy.

Johnson won’t have heard about that

They’re purging the brass that hates Hesgeth

Toon?

Land value tax does though

Think we should genuinely think through how much damage could have been mitigated if the people best positioned to oppose Trump weren’t performatively capitulating to rid their campuses and workplaces of people they resented.

But but muh gentleman farmer

Detroit is bigger.

In fact, if I’m right about this, the only way to solve the problem is to defeat them utterly, break up their power structures, put their leaders on trial for war crimes, and spend the next several decades regarding them as a symbol of evil and hate, practicing zero-tolerance for maga.

Growing up I thought the gesture was called “wassamatta”

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we used to have headless horsemen

I wish she did the che vuoi 🤌 more

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It is inconceivable to me that like 1/3 of the people on this zoom meeting aren't muting, they're just staying kinda quiet

Do you wanna take a walk? You wanna go cop?
You wanna go get some Chinese Rocks?

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals