to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

The next democratic president can just line up all the Nazis and shoot them on 5th avenue and get away with it, as long as it is done in her official presidential capacity. Maybe as part of some very presidential victory parade or something.

This is my gift to the @majorityreport.bsky.social crew. Left is Best!

Cory wants that Michigan fist.

and humanity as a whole

🔵Blumenthal (ISRAEL)
🔵Coons (ISRAEL)
🔵Cortez-Masto (ISRAEL)
🔵Fetterman (ISRAEL)
🔵Gillibrand (ISRAEL)
🔵Rosen (ISRAEL)
🔵Schumer (ISRAEL)

Yes

CNN is for idiots

This is the most American thing I have ever seen.

Congresswoman Williams took $343K in bribes from the genociders who started this war.

You took money from the genociders who started this war, congresswoman

Elon getting diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer would bring joy to the life of many millions, possibly billions.

you have ZERO integrity, AIPAC shill

LOLOLOLOL, her WHAT???

who is more gen z than that boomer loser who gave us Trump?

Nobody wants to hear from you, centrist loser. Get lost!

@jay.bsky.team have you tried adding waffles to it?

I have never seen someone so stupid try so hard.

It’s sourced. You just would not look at facts, obviously.

Hmm, that kinda flopped, didn’t it, @jay?

That’s because you can’t read, Sam.

STFU, loser

Are “liberal” zionists better than the christofash zionists if they support the genocide just as much?

ok, zionazi

You will never stop him with more Hillary/Biden/Kamalas. This ship has sailed. There is no going back to the pre-Trump status quo. You need a vision for drastic changes to make this fascist shit impossible to return.

the living corpse of democratic politician Feinstein in a blue pantsuit is being wheeled in and out of congress

I think you should run again when you are 77. It's the minimal age for democratic politicians.

Of course!

Kat lost by 3.3% in a race where AIPAC poured in $5 million to beat her.

Will lost by 9.7% in a race where his biggest obstacle was some guys sending screenshots of his tweets in a mailer.

The audacity of this guy mansplaining how to win to Kat after her performance to night is unbelievable

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Fuck right off with your "ackchyually"

Fuck off, dude.

America is so deeply disappointing.