At the very least, the rest of us need to become intimately familiar with making these people feel like absolute dreck.
Anyone who attends the WHCD deserves nothing less than absolute ridicule; mockery of their work; metaphorical pitchforks, tar and feathers; a lifetime of utter and complete shame.
Posts by Danielle, Petty Hate Machine
Oh v good
She came around to a bit of possyum, whew
Wrinkly Dog sitting by me on the couch doing the full head droop
She is also doing some very good falling asleep while still upright
I don't think the press gallery in general does very well with that (some exceptions of course). They like drama
Wrinkly Dog squashed up against my shoulder on the couch
Extremely comfortable position
My wrinkly dog is off her food! Whyyyyy
👀
Let the games begin!
Oh sometimes he is very correct!
(This is a Dita de Boni byline in the Post I think)
"Kuwait invokes ‘force majeure’ on its fuel, allowing it to forfeit delivery to NZ’s refined fuel suppliers"
Neat development #nzpol
Most upvoted Stuff comments on the liveblog are all about how Luxon sucks and everyone hates him. It's very satisfying
"Winston says it was a 'very bad move' by Luxon to call confidence vote, suggests it won't be the last" ah Winston the headline hog strikes again #nzpol
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
this is hilarious. how can he blame the very sympathetic and sycophantic media who have desperately tried to make him a thing for over 3 years now. how. I just.
We just need to get to know him!
Yeah that was a bit ridiculous
Paul Goldsmith, asked whether he accepts that te Tiriti is Aotearoa's founding document, says he accepts that it was the document that was signed at its founding. A careful pseudo-acceptance that is actually a refusal #racist
EMBATTLED
IN A HEADLINE
IN THE GUARDIAN #nzpol
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
Again, imagine Greens co-leders Chlöe Swarbrick & Marama Davidson or any other woman on the left putting this kind of pout-and-flounce then the Press Pack NOT throwing it in their faces at every opportunity until the heat death of the universe.
You can't?
Sit with that for a minute.
#nzpol
I didn't almost get spulled. Don't put it in the paper that I almost got spulled.
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Brownlee arrived two hours into the meeting for unconfirmed reasons, so you do the maths
No-hoper saved by circle of doom
DICKCEPTION snort
One of those Zoom meetings with thousands of participants
They truly don't but I wish they did
Except that person was also parachuting in